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Big_silly_man_DanIcon...31-01-2007 @ 18:59 
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sold boar a shit car
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I suprise the bar by being very relaxed as I approach it, seeking my inner peace. It's a well known fact that weights are only heavy when people try to lift them. My relaxed approach lures the weight into a false sense of security, making it think it has nothing to worry about so that it relaxes, just for a moment, and stops trying to be so heavy. I watch intently for this moment, then I pounce, shouting and swearing like a lunatic as I start pulling.
I would probably get thrown out of a competition...or moved to a seperate lifting class for the deranged and hopelessly bewildered.
little_aIcon1st post - hello all01-02-2007 @ 19:40 
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still a devious weightlifting bastard
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Eek
I watch porn wearing boxing gloves for 3 hours.
resultGrin
BoarIcon...01-02-2007 @ 19:51 
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Walk your talk
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LOL, best first post ever !!

i might try that just to spice up my love life......
RobIcon...01-02-2007 @ 19:55 
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Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk
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Just when I was expecting you to wade in with some of that wisdom gained from 20 years of olympic lifting... Grin Grin

Great to see you on the site Andy!
RickIcon...01-02-2007 @ 23:18 
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I am a bench-only guy
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Now there's wisdom indeed.

Welcome aboard, squatmeister.
purplepaulIcon...02-02-2007 @ 00:04 
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has free and readily available gothic porn
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Originally posted by little_a...
Eek
I watch porn wearing boxing gloves for 3 hours.
resultGrin


f**king hell who let you in
little_aIcon...02-02-2007 @ 12:03 
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still a devious weightlifting bastard
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That was a result of 20+ years experienceConfused

Masturbation should never be underestimated as a lifting aid. You can beat an egg.....Grin

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