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BoarIcon...18-12-2012 @ 18:03 
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embrace the daves of this world ..... f**k training , go for a cup of tea and a chat back at daves.
RodgerIcon...18-12-2012 @ 18:30 
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lol jay and chaos.
dave usually tells me he could never deadlift that much and daves son asks how long until hes as strong as me.....
93hopkinsonrIcon...18-12-2012 @ 23:37 
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Big_Vess said:have headphone in at all times and dont make eye contact...........


This
outspanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 09:04 
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Big_Vess said:have headphone in at all times and dont make eye contact...........


this use to work when i trained at a commercial gym...
I now train in my garage and my 'DAVE' is a neighbour that sees the lights on, pops over and opens the door!!!
RSPIcon...19-12-2012 @ 09:21 
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Bit hard to get rid of them when they work at the gym Unhappy

Grin
Big_VessIcon...19-12-2012 @ 09:54 
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outspan said:
this use to work when i trained at a commercial gym...
I now train in my garage and my 'DAVE' is a neighbour that sees the lights on, pops over and opens the door!!!


Arrh, you could be in trouble there chief.

Invite him to train with you??? ruin him in every body part so much so he will think twice before he turns that door knob in future.
outspanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:18 
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Big_Vess said:
Arrh, you could be in trouble there chief.
Invite him to train with you??? ruin him in every body part so much so he will think twice before he turns that door knob in future.


poor bloke is bout 6stone wet... i do ask him if he wants to jump in but he never has yet (",)
neilakaconanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:19 
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outspan said:
DAVE is a generic term used to describe people such as Neil... Although Neil has gone way past the polite pleasentrys and now only responds to 'f**k off knobhead' lol


thats a a lie, you normally use the word bellend!Grin
outspanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:22 
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neilakaconan said:
thats a a lie, you normally use the word bellend!Grin


choice of insult is dependant on the severity of your foolhardiness (is that a word?)
neilakaconanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:23 
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outspan said:
choice of insult is dependant on the severity of your foolhardiness (is that a word?)


think so. its a good word if you did just invent it tho!
Funky_monkeyIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:39 
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Post Edited: 19.12.2012 @ 10:40 AM by Funky_monkey
A Dave keeps on telling me about his cancer sob story. I really don't respond to things that are supposed to be emotional, I just feel I can't walk off when someone is in the middle of a sentence. It'll make me seem an even bigger bellend if there are other people that can hear this man telling me about his cancer whilst I walk off. I know he's going to talk to me, I also know what he's going to say. I keep my head down, avoid eye contact and walk off.

Bit more tricky if people want to talk to you in a place where you can't get away from them, such as mid-workout. I explain politely saying sorry for being a dick but I just want to train and not talk. You should try introducing them to other people that train at the same time as you.

Edit: Pretend to be deaf. Research a little on youtube how to "talk" like a deaf person, then point at your ears and shake your head. Also use hand gestures lots.
outspanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:45 
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Funky_monkey said:

Edit: Pretend to be deaf. Research a little on youtube how to "talk" like a deaf person, then point at your ears and shake your head. Also use hand gestures lots.


cant really claim to have become deaf over night... good idea for first contact tho lol
Funky_monkeyIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:52 
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outspan said:
cant really claim to have become deaf over night... good idea for first contact tho lol


Nah, it'll be even more effective!
neilakaconanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:52 
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was it the man in the smokey 3wheeler!? Lol
outspanIcon...19-12-2012 @ 10:56 
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neilakaconan said:was it the man in the smokey 3wheeler!? Lol


not this time... but he is a good example of 'DAVE' although that particular DAVE seems to be deaf already and mumbles incoherently lol

its my own fault for being so awesome and everybody wants to be my friend
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