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outspanIconhi, my name is DAVE18-12-2012 @ 16:37 
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one day i wanna be CROSSfit strong
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DAVE is the guy that pops over half way through your workout and likes to chat...

Normally a really nice fellow that you feel bad telling to piss off but as soon as you see him/her approaching you know that this is the end of your session!!!

How do you politely get rid of him/her so you can continue in piece?
JonA81Icon...18-12-2012 @ 16:40 
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Go back in time and kill his ancestors.
drewIcon...18-12-2012 @ 16:40 
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I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich?
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Ask him how hi 18" really is
dr_hazbunIcon...18-12-2012 @ 16:43 
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing
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lol


Whilst he's chatting away, I gently slip my hand into his, and before you know it we're holding hands. I then maintain eye contact like nothing strange is occuring.

They never come back!
PeteHodgsonIcon...18-12-2012 @ 16:45 
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dr_hazbun said:lol


Whilst he's chatting away, I gently slip my hand into his, and before you know it we're holding hands. I then maintain eye contact like nothing strange is occuring.

They never come back!


Brilliant!
outspanIcon...18-12-2012 @ 16:47 
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one day i wanna be CROSSfit strong
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dr_hazbun said:lol


Whilst he's chatting away, I gently slip my hand into his, and before you know it we're holding hands. I then maintain eye contact like nothing strange is occuring.

They never come back!


with my luck this will make the situation worse!!!
ursusIcon...18-12-2012 @ 16:48 
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Man up and have a fuckin coffee
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Heres a pic of that guy 'Dave' closing in on one of the strong guys in the gym to talk about matching elbow sleeves and his "myprotein" t-shirt































http://ironmillstrong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/british_s...
chaosIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:02 
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Post Edited: 18.12.2012 @ 17:03 PM by chaos
ursus said:Heres a pic of that guy 'Dave' closing in on one of the strong guys in the gym to talk about matching elbow sleeves and his "myprotein" t-shirt































http://ironmillstrong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/british_s...

It's even worse when he approaches you in a competition then tries having a go and passes out!
dr_hazbunIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:03 
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing
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ursus said:Heres a pic of that guy 'Dave' closing in on one of the strong guys in the gym to talk about matching elbow sleeves and his "myprotein" t-shirt































http://ironmillstrong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/british_s...


haha
George_WinstonIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:03 
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You talking about neil yeh?
JabbaIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:04 
and the winning number is... 88!
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Doc and Ursus.....Fecking briliant!
Big_VessIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:05 
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have headphone in at all times and dont make eye contact...........
FazcIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:11 
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dr_hazbun said:Whilst he's chatting away, I gently slip my hand into his, and before you know it we're holding hands. I then maintain eye contact like nothing strange is occuring.

They never come back!


I dream of this day!

I'd be so overwhelmed I'd spend the rest of the day crying in the car park!
craigmancIcon...18-12-2012 @ 17:15 
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George_Winston said:You talking about neil yeh?


It cant be Neil!! As he would say "HHhhhhi m m m m my n n n n na na na name is N N N N N N N N N DAVE"
outspanIcon...18-12-2012 @ 18:00 
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George_Winston said:You talking about neil yeh?


DAVE is a generic term used to describe people such as Neil... Although Neil has gone way past the polite pleasentrys and now only responds to 'f**k off knobhead' lol

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