What's been the happiest moment of your life so far?

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JB		...	21-11-2018 @ 13:50
Member 2338, 210 posts SQ 227.5, BP 150, DL 260 637.5 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq	suppose the kids being born 94, 07, 10,

slimsim		...	21-11-2018 @ 14:00
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225 550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Wayne_Cowdrey said: An unattainable fantasy for those of us at the lower end of the attractiveness scale But still often an unattainable fantasy with all but the chaviest munters for even those at the upper end of the spectrum. Whenever I've heard of blokes having 3-somes it's never with some Jenna Jameson lookalikes, more with a waynetta slob body double. Obviously, not stating that's the case with you Mr Boar!

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	21-11-2018 @ 14:07
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22049 posts	Loal @ "chaviest munters"

The_Lone_Wolf		...	21-11-2018 @ 15:00
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 21.11.2018 @ 15:00 PM by The_Lone_Wolf slimsim said: But still often an unattainable fantasy with all but the chaviest munters for even those at the upper end of the spectrum. Whenever I've heard of blokes having 3-somes it's never with some Jenna Jameson lookalikes, more with a waynetta slob body double. Obviously, not stating that's the case with you Mr Boar! I can confirm, that my tag team partner and I had several episodes of this in our glory days, and in all honesty, all the women we spit roasted were absolute swamp donkeys! One being a bar maid from our local pub, who with all due respect looked like Uncle Fester in drag... I walked back from the local kebab van to find my best mate, smashing into her from behind in the pub garden post lock in... I politely asked if I could join in, and was met with a yes from my mate, and Fester herself. So I tucked into my large mixed kebab with the works, while she gobbled me off with gay abandon. The obligatory high 5 over her back happened, and we both laughed as she put her into an air lock. Needless to say, Fester was only slightly worse than the super obese gap toothed ginger woman we shared a few months later. Hideous beast, but a story we retell with gusto and joy. I did pay for a three some with 2 prostitutes when on a stag do in Bratislava, who were not the worst ships I've sailed in for sure, but for a paid trip I got my moneys worth.

JackRevans		...	21-11-2018 @ 17:19
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	I enjoy the direction this thread is going in.

Boar		...	21-11-2018 @ 17:46
Walk your talk Member 5, 25558 posts Administrator	Well , I am far from the sort of bloke that has nobbed 100's of birds ! this was no 3 some !! I had a special cuddle with a girl who worked in the hostel i was staying - in the morning , then went out that night and enjoyed some sandy erotic moments on the beach with a local (so 2 in 1 day) ...this was in Byron Bay in Australia , what a superb place and if i had any balls, i would have stayed there , superb fun !

Mikeneto		...	21-11-2018 @ 19:51
End of an era. Member 4646, 1964 posts	Post Edited: 21.11.2018 @ 19:54 PM by Mikeneto If you cheat, 2 decent in a day isn't so hard. Especially if your Gf does that classic thing of having sex with you before you go out with your mates, thinking it kills your sex drive. For 2 fresh pussies in a day, only done on holiday. Same as Boar...hostels.


dannyboy73		...	21-11-2018 @ 20:26
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255 657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq	Hell yea JackRevans said: this. Story?

Funky_monkey		...	22-11-2018 @ 08:29
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Had a similar thing - broke up with the gf, f**ked someone else on a cricket field, then bumped into ex on the way home. Didn't even wash my dick before putting it in my ex or in her mouth. Missed out on a threesome because of my own fault. The above ex started erotically snogging her flatmate (also Polish) and I told her friend to get out. Wish I hadn't been such a retard and whipped out my todger to join in.

The_Lone_Wolf		...	22-11-2018 @ 08:41
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	Funky_monkey said:Had a similar thing - broke up with the gf, f**ked someone else on a cricket field, then bumped into ex on the way home. Didn't even wash my dick before putting it in my ex or in her mouth. Missed out on a threesome because of my own fault. The above ex started erotically snogging her flatmate (also Polish) and I told her friend to get out. Wish I hadn't been such a retard and whipped out my todger to join in. I shed a little salty tear on your behalf mate.

Funky_monkey		...	22-11-2018 @ 12:07
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	The_Lone_Wolf said: I shed a little salty tear on your behalf mate. I regret that stupid mistake almost every time i watch two girls sucking one guy off. A STUNNING blonde and a brunette (not stunning but still).

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	22-11-2018 @ 13:17
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22049 posts	Funky_monkey said: f**ked someone else on a cricket field You make it sound so easy!

Funky_monkey		...	23-11-2018 @ 15:23
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Wayne_Cowdrey said: You make it sound so easy! She was! We used to do it outdoors before anyway, so it's not that amazing. We also did it on a crazy golf course. She was engaged at the time.

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