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mishimaIconirish geezer22-04-2007 @ 03:18 
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Awright,i was down at the pub tonight and met this geezer, irish guy. We were drinking like regular fellas, we were talking about Great Britain, Ireland, women and booze and how we manage it, i dont give a damn tbh but it seemed liked he took pride in what he could drink. He wanted to show me how fast he could drink a pint of guiness!
He drank it in 6 seconds just before me, in the flesh!!!!Eek I counted it for him as he wanted to show it off, and that lasted 6 seconds, not 7 but 6. Then he kept on drinking, i left because i had to meet some friends of mine, got back there later on and asked him how much he'd been drinking. I also asked the bar tender who told me he had 19 pints of guiness that very night!!!!!!He was all chuffed about it like it was something great and he's never seen that before Grin
Now i want to know what the hell is wrong with you brit peopleEek Grin , i mean 19 pint!!!! Are you alright? Wink Do you recall such experiences? I personally would have a hard time going above 10 pints . I was pretty shocked by then, never seen that before even though i dont have that much of an experience in drinking beersEek

This guy must be some kind of exeption.
I'd just like to know what are your thoughts on that because it kind of stunned me....
purplepaulIcon...22-04-2007 @ 09:58 
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my best friend used to be able to drink a pint in less than a few seconds

and i dont thnik i have ever met any one who drinks more than the wifes brother he came over from jersy at xmas and drank constantly he only had a few hours kip, but when he lived over here he used to drink atleast 10-20 pints a night if not more,
he got i'll about 2 years ago went to the docs they said it was probably his liver from all the drink, he had blood tests and his liver results came beack fineConfused it just gave him an excuse to carry onRoll-Eyes

i can drink 3 bottels of wine and function normaly but
dont bother drinking that much any more
mishimaIcon...23-04-2007 @ 10:33 
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Damn, thats something, some people are made of sponge i guessWink
3 bottles of wine Paul! I guess you do function a little less normal than usualGrin
purplepaulIcon...24-04-2007 @ 21:15 
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Originally posted by mishima...
Damn, thats something, some people are made of sponge i guessWink
3 bottles of wine Paul! I guess you do function a little less normal than usualGrin


well maybe lol
but i can walk fine and talk, normaly s**te but i do that whilst soberlol
i think its my size too and that for a few years i have had a few drinks after work
im on the wagon atm im going for a week with out a drink then im hoping to exstend it to a month
big49ersfanIcon...24-04-2007 @ 21:34 
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my rugby captain this year drunk 18 pints of john smiths in 1 night i had better tell him this story and he will aim to hit 20.
CuddlesIcon...25-04-2007 @ 08:46 
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The day England won the Rugby world cup I drank 24 pints, kept the 24th pint glass for a long time. That was throughout the day though, not just in an evening.

When I worked the door we had a skinny guy with a clubfoot who'd come in every Friday and Saturday night and put away about 15-18 pints no problem, he couldnt have weighed more than 12 stone.
RobIcon...25-04-2007 @ 11:39 
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Surprised you managed to keep count after 20!

My record was 17 when we one of my old clubs went to watch the England Windies test match at Old Trafford, which ended up getting rained off so we ended up wandering around Manchester instead. Like Olly that was over the course of a day.

Must have been about 11 stone at the time!
tokarIcon...25-04-2007 @ 13:06 
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I would think that 19 pints in an evening would cause fatal liver poisoning in many people. It's absolutely idiotic.

I don't know why people take pride in drinking absurd, life threatening amounts of alcohol.
RickIcon...25-04-2007 @ 20:22 
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I worked for a while in a real working man's pub in the midlands, the sort of place with mild and bitter selling in similar volumes and not much lager going, and there were some chaps there who drunk a bit. Our best regular, George, used to come in for three hours at lunch and put away seven pints and then in again at 7pm for another dozen or so until 10pm. After that he would switch to large brandies and put away six or seven. He did this every day.

Another chap was a roofer and would typically work two full weeks on and one off. On the off week he'd be in eery day from 11 to 11 and would put away on the order of 30 pints of mixed mild and bitter. As far as I know he didn't eat.

I never saw either of these guys seem noticably drunk.

Personally I used to damage myself mostly with spirits. I never felt all that comfortable with large quantities of beer.
SparrowIcon...25-04-2007 @ 20:49 
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On my stag do a couple of weeks back I had 20 Sambuca's and somewhere around 25-30 bottles of various alcopops. Is it any wonder my training has been s**t the last couple of weeks!!
little_aIcon...27-04-2007 @ 13:48 
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Originally posted by jonnymills...
Is it any wonder my training has been s**t the last couple of weeks!!

That's a s**tty excuse Millsy lad.
Last Thursday night burglars broke into my house (obviously whilst I was asleep:confusedHappy and partied all night. I woke up to find 12 empty Guinness cans, 2 empty packs of Marlboro lights and 3 stubbed out joint dimps. Glad I didnt have that lot as it would of surley had a detrimental effect on Fridays training, wouldnt it?Roll-Eyes
SparrowIcon...27-04-2007 @ 22:52 
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Sounds like a good night to me. I woke up confused last week convinced my mate was rummaging through my wheelie bin and opened the bedroom window to look out. Obviously he wasn't and Jen said something like "what the f**king hell are you doing?", I don't know I just didn't want him to let the cats out. Life can be so confusing sometimes...
Big_silly_man_DanIcon...28-04-2007 @ 11:02 
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I am one of those people who doesnt seem to be able to get drunk, and believe me I have tried ! I used to drink some quite ridiculous combinations of Special Brew, Gold Label and Diamond White with Vodka shots in an effort to get drunk with my mates. I feel the effects of the first couple and get a wee bit merry and thats it, I don't get any more drunk than that - which is probably a good thing because I'm daft enough when I'm sober ;-)

Added to that is the fact that I get the mother of all hangovers off quite moderate amounts of alcohol so it all seems quite pointless. The ratio of pleasure to suffering is not favourable !

These days I hardly bother with booze at all. I'm not saying I don't drink, I just don't drink large amounts because it just seems so pointless.
little_aIcon...29-04-2007 @ 11:56 
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Originally posted by jonnymills...
Sounds like a good night to me. I woke up confused last week convinced my mate was rummaging through my wheelie bin and opened the bedroom window to look out. Obviously he wasn't and Jen said something like "what the f**king hell are you doing?", I don't know I just didn't want him to let the cats out. Life can be so confusing sometimes...

Why is it obvious he wasnt in your bins?
I have to be a little bit carefull nowadays as my sleep walking/ pissing/ shagging is starting to get out of hand again. I often walk naked around hotels at 4 in the morning looking for a toilet (because the one in the room is just too obvious), and as for the shagging bit... well that cactus has never been the same since although I was pulling spines out of my scrote for the next fortnight. It was one to cross off the list but not one I want to repeatEek
McLarenIcon...01-05-2007 @ 09:45 
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Originally posted by little_a...

I have to be a little bit carefull nowadays as my sleep walking/ pissing/ shagging is starting to get out of hand again. I often walk naked around hotels at 4 in the morning looking for a toilet (because the one in the room is just too obvious)



f**k sake! I have done that soooooo many times. Mostly in s**tty back street hotels but once or twice in really posh places.

Went to breakfast in the only 5star hotel in aberdeen and had a weird recolection of being in reception naked the night before. I thought it was a dream until the girl on the desk confirmed the worst!

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