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MarkCleggIconWindow Cleaner banging on my door !!!11-02-2012 @ 17:57 
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knock knock !! who's there ?? OLD SCHOOL SUGDEN
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Guys I need your help ! Anyone any idea why this guy is banging on my Door ?

I'm suspicious of answering because he was only here the other day - and he had a suspicious bucket and ladder in his hand !!! And last week he knocked on demanding money !

What the f**k shall i do ?
bertieIcon...11-02-2012 @ 17:59 
I work as a boner
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Hide behind the sofa and shout he's not in.Roll-Eyes
General_illIcon...11-02-2012 @ 17:59 
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3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg
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Find the A-Team.
MrSmallIcon...11-02-2012 @ 17:59 
Gone and easily forgotten.......
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pee in his butt
sexymikehowarthIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:11 
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Full mask or nasal and chin strap?
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How attractive is he?
ursusIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:19 
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Man up and have a fuckin coffee
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brownbearIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:20 
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Morrisons - rump - 7£
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Make him clean the windows round front then wen he goes roud back
Piss on the front ones then complain so he cleansthem again.

Repeat for as long as possible
MarkCleggIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:26 
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knock knock !! who's there ?? OLD SCHOOL SUGDEN
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Oh for f**ks sake delete this s**t ! BUT more importantly the s**t that led me to act in this crazy way!
WiganIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:40 
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a cynical old scrote
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There is someone knocking at my door now!!! What the f**k shall I do??

FFS!!!!
sexymikehowarthIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:57 
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Full mask or nasal and chin strap?
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I opened the door and it was a guy asking me how high is 18 inches!

WTF!!!
paul_richardsIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:59 
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I personally prefer the stiffest possible.
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hand him your bank card and PIN number
baldtIcon...11-02-2012 @ 18:59 
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my phone is ringing, should I answer it?
FazcIcon...11-02-2012 @ 19:14 
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Sports an extremely muscular arse.
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sexymikehowarth said:I opened the door and it was a guy asking me how high is 18 inches!

WTF!!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
JordanIcon...11-02-2012 @ 21:09 
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strong arse session
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sexymikehowarth said:I opened the door and it was a guy asking me how high is 18 inches!

WTF!!!


Brilliant! hahahaha Grin
hifiloverIcon...12-02-2012 @ 00:01 
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This forums f**king brilliant Grin

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