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JimboJones		Your top five ladies	26-11-2011 @ 07:39
Member 2951, 43 posts	Post Edited: 26.11.2011 @ 07:42 AM by JimboJones Morning gentlemen. I am fully aware that by posing this question I am being very sixist and judging women on their looks, but I'm OK with that. Top five ladies? For the sake of starting us off: in no order, my top five. (This rarely changes) Kelly Brook Holly Willoughby Jessica Ennis Pam Grier (most likely in the 70s but I'm not fussy) Jennifer Love Hewitt As someone else bought her up in the Holly Willoughby sex tape thread, I will add Coleen Nolan as an extra. Previous names on "the list" - Salma Hayek (mainly in Dusk Till Dawn), Claire Nasir the weathergirl, and Amanda Houston the weathergirl. note: I am deliberately not counting porn actresses in my choices.

MarkClegg		...	26-11-2011 @ 07:44
knock knock !! who's there ?? OLD SCHOOL SUGDEN Member 212, 11439 posts SQ 325, BP 212.5, DL 370 907.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	Holly is lovely - She is a good call. I think half Holly half Silvia Saint .. Now that would be a fine woman !

streak		...	26-11-2011 @ 10:16
they call him the streak Member 2002, 400 posts SQ 182.5, BP 130, DL 240 552.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	Suzanna Reid Stephanie Flanders Rachel Weisz Kate Winslet That Russian tennis bird

bertie		...	26-11-2011 @ 10:28
I work as a boner Member 3115, 490 posts SQ 240, BP 140, DL 300 680.0 kgs @ 132kgs Eq	Pixie Lott Kiera Kinghtly Fergie from the black eyed peas Denise Von Outen Kate Moss

Thing		...	26-11-2011 @ 10:29
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	Kelly brook Rhianna Salam hayek Sofía Vergara Jessica Enis

spam_up		...	26-11-2011 @ 10:32
Glorious spam Member 1563, 3961 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 260 570.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	Tiffani amber thiessen - kelly from saved by the Bell Michelle Thorne - British porn Star Shakira - pop star Rhianna - pop star Holly willoughby - She just has to be in the list!

DomRedshaw		...	26-11-2011 @ 10:49
Uk limbo dancing champion Member 2666, 6551 posts SQ 202, BP 170, DL 255 627.0 kgs @ 88kgs UnEq	lucy pinder jennifer ellison kelly brook rhianna ..... number 5 is tricky..... the queen


Robbo		...	26-11-2011 @ 12:36
When I have enough cash, I get a deep tissue. Member 465, 11029 posts SQ 240, BP 175, DL 302.5 717.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq	Sandra Bullock Fergie from Black eyed peas Christine Bleakley Megan Fox Pink

JimboJones		...	26-11-2011 @ 12:45
Member 2951, 43 posts	....starts googling....

FAT_SAM		...	26-11-2011 @ 12:53
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 26.11.2011 @ 12:54 PM by FAT_SAM Melissa Debling Jessica Jane Clement Rihanna Tulisa (x factor judge) Lindsey Strutt

deleted2_20210523		...	26-11-2011 @ 12:55
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215 502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq	deleted

drew		...	26-11-2011 @ 13:52
I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich? Member 616, 8404 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220 530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq	Any of these http://guests.met-art.com/models/top/

Wiegieboard		...	26-11-2011 @ 14:39
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	Margaret Thatcher Jo Brand Mo Mowlem Jessica from true blood Kristen Bell

JamesH		...	26-11-2011 @ 15:12
my buttocks hurt Member 337, 2119 posts SQ 300, BP 140, DL 305 745.0 kgs @ 125kgs Eq	This thread is somewhat disappointing. Not a single illustrative picture? At least we haven't had any 'boat chicks' yet...

JackRevans		...	26-11-2011 @ 15:21
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	JamesH said:This thread is somewhat disappointing. Not a single illustrative picture? At least we haven't had any 'boat chicks' yet... how do you embed pictures? it would probs be illegal but iv got loads of pictures of... never mind

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