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RicoIconive been abandoned18-05-2011 @ 10:59 
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Sugdens very own David Dimbleby
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595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq
Our work truck has broken down and I've been left with it and need to wait til 1 until the mechanic comes.

I've been given 20 notes and there is a Texaco nearby.

Any ideas?
minotaurJoeIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:01 
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I've got a brand new combine harvester
Member 688, 192 posts
SQ 230, BP 165, DL 300
695.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq
Brew and a fag?? (not the small male homosexual vAriety of course)
drewIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:02 
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I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich?
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SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220
530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq
Razzle
General_illIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:05 
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3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg
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SQ 280, BP 155, DL 310
745.0 kgs @ 89kgs UnEq
Wait there and keep the 20
RicoIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:06 
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Sugdens very own David Dimbleby
Member 1403, 3716 posts
SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260
595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq
General_ill said:Wait there and keep the 20


He wants change Unhappy
milsyIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:08 
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Ne n coner a fuickex .ay ouse part we .be
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902.5 kgs @ 125kgs UnEq
Get some dirty mags turbo wank and spiderman a passing motorist winning combo
RicoIcon...18-05-2011 @ 11:24 
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Sugdens very own David Dimbleby
Member 1403, 3716 posts
SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260
595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq
Most exciting thing so far: funeral with a police escort.
WiegieboardIcon...18-05-2011 @ 12:51 
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as crimson as my last victims underclothing.....
Member 899, 11324 posts
SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190
502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq
As many 2 litre bottles of sprite as you can get for 15 quid and don't open them. Just carry them without a bag and when you get picked up they'll be like "W T F!"
craigmancIcon...18-05-2011 @ 13:16 
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not much fun
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Buy a two litle bottle of coke(FULL FAT) and some mint imperials!!

pour little coke out of bottle, let settle, then drop in 4-6 imperials in!!

That will liven your day up!!

xx
buzzIcon...18-05-2011 @ 13:47 
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Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!!
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SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230
545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq
Stop a car and ask for change of the 20. Find an empty coke can by the side of the road. When money guy comes back, feign finishing off the can of coke, say, "f**k, those service stations are expensive" and hand him a few quid in change. "s**t, I forgot to get a receipt, you didn't need one did you... etc"

SCORE! Happy
sweeneygIcon...18-05-2011 @ 16:07 
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gamble it if theres an oppertunity, if you win score if you dont no loss lmao
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