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Rico | ive been abandoned | 18-05-2011 @ 10:59 | |
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | Our work truck has broken down and I've been left with it and need to wait til 1 until the mechanic comes. I've been given 20 notes and there is a Texaco nearby. Any ideas? | ||
minotaurJoe | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:01 | |
I've got a brand new combine harvester Member 688, 192 posts SQ 230, BP 165, DL 300695.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq | Brew and a fag?? (not the small male homosexual vAriety of course) | ||
drew | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:02 | |
I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich? Member 616, 8404 posts SQ 180, BP 130, DL 220530.0 kgs @ 78.8kgs UnEq | Razzle | ||
General_ill | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:05 | |
3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg Member 1239, 13275 posts SQ 280, BP 155, DL 310745.0 kgs @ 89kgs UnEq | Wait there and keep the 20 | ||
Rico | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:06 | |
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | General_ill said:Wait there and keep the 20 He wants change | ||
milsy | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:08 | |
Ne n coner a fuickex .ay ouse part we .be Member 1425, 4647 posts SQ 340, BP 227.5, DL 335902.5 kgs @ 125kgs UnEq | Get some dirty mags turbo wank and spiderman a passing motorist winning combo | ||
Rico | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 11:24 | |
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | Most exciting thing so far: funeral with a police escort. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 12:51 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11324 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | As many 2 litre bottles of sprite as you can get for 15 quid and don't open them. Just carry them without a bag and when you get picked up they'll be like "W T F!" | ||
craigmanc | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 13:16 | |
not much fun Member 374, 3172 posts | Buy a two litle bottle of coke(FULL FAT) and some mint imperials!! pour little coke out of bottle, let settle, then drop in 4-6 imperials in!! That will liven your day up!! xx | ||
buzz | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 13:47 | |
Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!! Member 18, 5295 posts SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | Stop a car and ask for change of the 20. Find an empty coke can by the side of the road. When money guy comes back, feign finishing off the can of coke, say, "f**k, those service stations are expensive" and hand him a few quid in change. "s**t, I forgot to get a receipt, you didn't need one did you... etc" SCORE! | ||
sweeneyg | ... | 18-05-2011 @ 16:07 | |
Member 2405, 37 posts SQ 180, BP 100, DL 195475.0 kgs @ 76kgs UnEq | gamble it if theres an oppertunity, if you win score if you dont no loss lmao | ||