Training related phrases you hate...

SamMcL said:
Nothing's wrong with that, it's the fact that many pro-bbers lie through their teeth about their lifting stats that annoys people. Another gripe people have is that pretty much all bodybuilders these days look their strongest on the day that they are weakest.

VanillaGorilla said:Do those protein shakes 'work' then?

You shouldn't squat all the way down, its bad for your knees.

The amount of people who know someone way bigger and stronger than me is amazing. Yet I never see THAT many 300lb+ guys walking around...

A similar amount of people who used to 'do that for sets of 10', before their tragic unspecified injury ended their promising, presumably world class, career.

I hate the whole 'lifting is an iron brotherhood of warriors going into battle against the all powerful gravity, spilling their blood, waging war and laughing in the face of mortals' bulls**t. f**k off mate, you work in human resources, you're not a viking.

But most of all, i hate 'wheres the pad for the squat bar mate?' f**k OFF! I put it in the bin, same as last time. How about you deadlift to put some meat on your back, learn where to put the bar, and maybe that whopping 60kg squat won't hurt so much...

VanillaGorilla said:
I hate the whole 'lifting is an iron brotherhood of warriors going into battle against the all powerful gravity, spilling their blood, waging war and laughing in the face of mortals' bulls**t. f**k off mate, you work in human resources, you're not a viking.

Pint said:"can I borrow some of that chalk...?"

f**k off. If you needed it you would have bought some. You dont need it because you are doing front delt raises and bicep curls. You just saw me using it and thought, hey, that looks good, but you dont really need it..do you? No. I didnt ask to borrow your gloves or your "back to front" cap, or your trendy gym wear. No. I came here in my torn old trackies with my t-shirt and jumper on to train. I didnt do my hair. I didnt put on aftershave and I brought my own chalk. No you cant use my woody bands either because you dont understand them. Just go away and do what you were doing and leave me alone. I didnt want to talk to you, I was just getting on fine without your interference, doing my deadlifting and trying to not think about the stresses of work and life and taxes and terrorism and petrol prices and my crap job. Just for one hour a few times a week to get away from wa**ers and do something just for me, some ME time, dont you get it....So leave my f**king chalk alone and stop looking at my smelling salts!!!! They are not inhalable steroids or magic potions.....AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH...

Oh, you are deadlifting. Yeah, help yourself mate...

gossamer said:


Also - what's with all the stereotypical BB bashing in this here thread?

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VanillaGorilla said:
I hate the whole 'lifting is an iron brotherhood of warriors going into battle against the all powerful gravity, spilling their blood, waging war and laughing in the face of mortals' bulls**t. f**k off mate, you work in human resources, you're not a viking.

Cuddles said:I hate the whole 'lifting is an iron brotherhood of warriors going into battle against the all powerful gravity, spilling their blood, waging war and laughing in the face of mortals' bulls**t. f**k off mate, you work in human resources, you're not a viking.


Fuycking LOL
If you've spent much time on the lifting boards over the years you will have seen a LOT of this.