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MrSmallIcon...21-10-2010 @ 20:37 
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Boar said:great film !!

2 kids !

dont want any more

love post apocliptic type films/books !!

read 'the road' ...very grim , film is good too ...not much sperm swimmin round


Why?
They are just SADNESS
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...21-10-2010 @ 20:38 
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I've been hit in the bo***cks plenty of times (my job regularly involves getting assaulted!), so it wouldn't surprise me if my sperm count has taken a knock.
strange1Icon...22-10-2010 @ 12:24 
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my sperm counts is a big fat ZERO i had the snip back in Jan as i cant afford any more kids (i have 2) as i work for a living. (at the moment thanks to the defence review)
Lupus_McCancerIcon...22-10-2010 @ 18:50 
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luke00 said:Mine are too small to count. But on average about a teaspoon full each load, 3/4 loads a day. Can somebody do the maths for me.


This was a nice mental image.
BoarIcon...22-10-2010 @ 18:53 
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mabie it reminds us just how lucky we are and how our lives could change in a heartbeat and one day ,mabie not too long from ow ..the earth will die !!

doomed !!

sperm etc
TravisFandangoIcon...22-10-2010 @ 18:57 
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Not sure about the quality of mine, but I'm now 1 less pair of jeans and 2 socks down for this weekend, or at least until I can get my washing done.
DanIcon...23-10-2010 @ 15:05 
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Not a bad film Andy.

As for sperm count I sincerely hope mine is zero as I have been known to be somewhat reckless with my appendage and shot loads where they really ought not to have been shot...
StetecIcon...23-10-2010 @ 22:33 
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Thing thinks he can decide what goes here. He cant
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I've got loads. Give me 2 minutes I'll go count Tongue
General_illIcon...23-10-2010 @ 22:36 
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I've got 27 sperms
StetecIcon...23-10-2010 @ 23:08 
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Think I just pipped you my old son with 28.
General_illIcon...23-10-2010 @ 23:23 
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Stetec said:Think I just pipped you my old son with 28.


Mine are good hard working British sperm tho Grin
tlast2O12dudeIcon...24-10-2010 @ 00:01 
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General_ill said:I've got 27 sperms


hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

i dont know howm uch i have, but im %100 sure i have at least 1, hahahahahaha
Mr_BenIcon...24-10-2010 @ 17:10 
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d_singh said:apparently that's the path the people in power want us to go by being infertile and reduce population


Government had better start promoting the use of PEDs in that case. I hope my sperms have died off - two kids and completely skint - no need for sperm what so ever.

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