Missing For 5 Years

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Martin1956		Missing For 5 Years	04-12-2007 @ 13:30
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7734 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200 400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq	Heard on the news yesterday about the guy who turned up after being missing for 5 years. I was just wondering how you could exist for 5 years without anyone noticing you. I reckon he was a spice girl!

little_a		...	04-12-2007 @ 13:35
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Only saw the trailer for it. Showed his dad bollocking him for not getting in touch. In his defence he had amnesia. Spice girls. LOL. Whats got 10 legs and a ginger c**t?

shal		...	04-12-2007 @ 14:10
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	I would have claimed amnesia too, if that was my dad, he was horrible..... he wants to ask him why he didnt get in touch, or go to see him lol

Fatpete		...	04-12-2007 @ 21:13
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17869 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	I reckon his missus had him prisoner in the cellar of the house. She sells the house and legs it, new owners open cellar, he escapes. He hasn't forgotten he just doesn't want to admit to being someone's b**ch for five years

little_a		...	04-12-2007 @ 21:14
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Fatpete said: He hasn't forgotten he just doesn't want to admit to being someone's b**ch for five years Like us?

Fatpete		...	04-12-2007 @ 21:19
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17869 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	little_a said: Fatpete said: He hasn't forgotten he just doesn't want to admit to being someone's b**ch for five years Like us? Very

little_a		...	05-12-2007 @ 11:12
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Thick f**kers just been arrested on a suspected insurance scam. Seems he has been reminded that he has been photographed in the new Panama complex that his 'widdow' lives in. now his dad will be pissed.


Boar		...	05-12-2007 @ 11:19
Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator	i thought somthing was up when 6 weeks befor he 'found' himself his widow upped and left - lock stock and barrell would love to know the whole story

little_a		...	05-12-2007 @ 11:26
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7160/mirrorpageit8.jpg

JC		...	05-12-2007 @ 15:36
technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335 850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq	dont understand why though, if an insurance scam, he would make himself known to the police he could have just lived his life in Panama

Thing		...	05-12-2007 @ 16:03
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	what a dumb ass if it is an insurance scam

PorkPie		...	05-12-2007 @ 16:17
Do hugs, not drugs. Member 136, 712 posts SQ 380, BP 242.5, DL 330 952.5 kgs @ 110kgs Eq	I had enough trouble on my hands the one time when I went out on a Thursday to return a video and came back on the Sunday night - the ex wasn't happy, miserable b**ch.

marc		...	05-12-2007 @ 16:24
Dancing queenfeel the beat from the tambourine Member 84, 2415 posts SQ 225, BP 170, DL 275 670.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq	PorkPie said: I had enough trouble on my hands the one time when I went out on a Thursday to return a video and came back on the Sunday night - the ex wasn't happy, miserable b**ch. I thought i was the only one to use that excuse, fiday to sunday me, got a black eye of her too me boxers were on the wrong way round

Martin1956		...	05-12-2007 @ 16:45
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7734 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200 400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq	Pmsl

little_a		...	05-12-2007 @ 20:19
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	marc said: me boxers were on the wrong way round Skids?

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