Hayden v Carl

Hayden said:
Sory i was asleep.

I beleive that carl would fail at all of these.

Pie-eating contest - This would be close, we both are large and fat. I would win due to the fact that i would poison him.

Powerlifting contest - Well in all 3 of my lifts i have atleast 5kg there to add to my total with a clear 10kg to add to my bench + carl has been spotted recently eating a salad....what a puff. I shall be victorieuse!!

Michelin man lookalike contest - Well.....this has already been decided *Raises arms in victory*.

Muff eating contest - Well carls situation with his girlfriend reminds me of a show i saw on channel 4 once It was called 'feeders' I think. I say this because of his recent statement of 'I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and weigh 20 stone'. I beleive that carl's girlfriend likes them tubby and has therefore been force feeding him every hour of every day. This means carl does not get much chance to eat muff due to the fact that his girlfriend is so over-joyed with her success of making carl so fat, she does not need to receive any pleasure from carl, looking at him and his now large girth is enough. I on the otherhand still get an abundance of muff, all different flavours and shapes and eat it with passion as if they were freshly baked cream cakes. I therefore win!!

Martin1956 said:
Have you two lovebirds ever actually met?