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little_aIcon...08-11-2007 @ 08:09 
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FAO The Turnermator! We all missed you last night big fella. Come back soon
WiganIcon...10-11-2007 @ 10:42 
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Friday night at Adders...

Big Phil is filling us in on what Ste Turner has got ordered for Christmas

"Tell what you've git ordered Ste, f**king big pack of the stuff, party time in Ste's house porn coming outa his ears, tell 'em Ste. f**king loads of the stuff ordered for Christmas hey!!

Ste, looking furtive, glancing left and right, clearly uncomfortable at the topic for fear that the rozza's have got one of us wired....

"12 stone 6 with me clothes on, yar, that means i'm about 12 stone, yar"

For a pissed up and stoned version of these events, and more, please visit LittleA's training log...
little_aIcon...10-11-2007 @ 11:37 
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Wigan said:
For a pissed up and stoned version of these events, and more, please visit LittleA's training log...

LMFAO. It's all comming back to me

Eek
FatpeteIcon...15-11-2007 @ 20:15 
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Ste - what did you squat last week Pete
FP - 640 x 3
Ste - and this week
FP - 620 x 3
Ste - what are you doing next week
FP - doubles
Ste - what weight
FP - six sixty ish
Ste - for three
FP - no, doubles
Ste - Yar
little_aIcon...17-11-2007 @ 12:18 
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Yar LMFAO

I'm sure I bumped into Hungary's ve3rsion of Ste Turner this week. At first I thought he was a beggar. It was cold and I felt for the f**ker so I offered him some change. He didnt accept, instead he tried to sell me a shoe. One f**king shoe. I offered him money again but he was quite insistent that I purchase this shoe. Taking it and holding it next to my left foot I pointed out (in English) that it was too big. I handed it back and left.
marcIcon...17-11-2007 @ 16:02 
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little_a said:
Yar LMFAO

I'm sure I bumped into Hungary's ve3rsion of Ste Turner this week. At first I thought he was a beggar. It was cold and I felt for the f**ker so I offered him some change. He didnt accept, instead he tried to sell me a shoe. One f**king shoe. I offered him money again but he was quite insistent that I purchase this shoe. Taking it and holding it next to my left foot I pointed out (in English) that it was too big. I handed it back and left.

probably thought you were paul macartney and needed present for ex.
CarlIcon...17-11-2007 @ 16:12 
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lmao
little_aIcon...17-11-2007 @ 19:06 
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marc said:
probably thought you were paul macartney and needed present for ex.

LMAO
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I heard a phsycologist saw her outburst on TV recently and said she was unstable. Paul rang in and said a couple of beermats under her left foot normally sorted things out.

I'm not laughin. HonestAngry
RobIcon...19-11-2007 @ 17:52 
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Post Edited: 19.11.2007 @ 17:52 PM
Ste had another top session tonight, in between 'Operation: Secret Plaque' (which involves sneaking up to everyone in a very dodgy looking way and whispering about plans to buy a plaque), he was practicing some good mornings with the bands, which big Phil had been talking about.

... Ste lost his focus for one second, stepped forwards to join in a conversation and the band came shooting up off the floor and t**tted him in the face.

Yar!!! You can't buy it!!! The legend grows!
little_aIcon...20-11-2007 @ 08:27 
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I wasnt there but I can see itGrin

I also got Operation Plaque, the loudest secret ever. Was getting it again during power cleans too. Just about to tell Ste to f**k off and he redeemed himself by putting 'that thing' into my bag. Good lad that Ste Turner.
badboy007Icon...20-11-2007 @ 18:46 
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LOL

What is operating plaque? I hope to be seeing more of Ste soon.
little_aIcon...21-11-2007 @ 08:41 
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badboy007 said:
LOL

What is operating plaque? I hope to be seeing more of Ste soon.


It's a secret
TitchIcon...21-11-2007 @ 11:25 
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little_a said:
I heard a phsycologist saw her outburst on TV recently and said she was unstable. Paul rang in and said a couple of beermats under her left foot normally sorted things out.

lol.Tongue
Martin1956Icon...21-11-2007 @ 14:47 
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I heard an interview with Paul McCartney last week. He was asked, in the light of his recent experiences, whether he would ever go down on one knee again. He said it was highly unlikely, but that he would prefer it if the interviewer referred to her as Heather.
little_aIcon...21-11-2007 @ 20:14 
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LOL. If you'd of texted me that it would of cost me 3notes to forward it onWink

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