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little_a | Kylie v's Dannii ??? | 25-10-2007 @ 16:04 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | As it's nearly Friday it's time for a hypothetical dilema. You're on a ship, and it's going down. Titch has loyally tried to save Fat Pete, and they have both drowned. You run desperately along the decks looking for Girls Aloud, and the ship is still going down. You're really in the s**t. Girls Aloud were never on the ship. Bollox. Where's that Winslet bird when you need her? You swim for it and clamber aboard the only thing left floating. An inflatable banana. It's hard to stay afloat but you stick with it. Several shaky yards on you see the naked forms of the Minogue sisters splashing in the water. Worse still you see a desert island (no a different one), with a container full of Guinness, baby oil and recreationalal drugs on the beach, in the distance. Try as you may, you just cant sort both sisters with one banana at the same time, and one of them has to be left. Do you go for the tasty one, or the sexy one??? Does singing come into your decision by any chance? http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7682/minoguesek5.jpg | ||
Titch | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:08 | |
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | I'd save Dannie, just to see if sticking it in her would induce a change in her botox-expression. | ||
little_a | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:13 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Dont like Aussies do you Titch? What about Deanne Berry then? (Hope I've not stumbled onto a stinkin southern racist ) http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2710/berrydy0.jpg | ||
Titch | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:15 | |
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | She's definitely doable, but that super-slutty look isn't really my thing. | ||
little_a | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:17 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | She could teach you aerobics... ??? | ||
Martin1956 | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:36 | |
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7711 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Originally posted by Titch... I'd save Dannie, just to see if sticking it in her would induce a change in her botox-expression. You drowned, so stay out of it! | ||
Titch | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 16:38 | |
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | Originally posted by Martin1956... Originally posted by Titch... I'd save Dannie, just to see if sticking it in her would induce a change in her botox-expression. You drowned, so stay out of it! I'd still stick in in Dannie even if I was dead! | ||
Hayden | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:02 | |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | I would use my portable liferaft which i carry on my belt. | ||
Boar | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:04 | |
Walk your talk Member 5, 25555 posts Administrator | danni when she first appeared in home and away and kylie now | ||
buzz | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:21 | |
Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!! Member 18, 5295 posts SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | Finally, so quality threads on Sugden My take on those pesky sisters. Both pretty hot, but hotter in their youth, now danni has a kind of hot schoolteacher appeal about her, but i think i'd take the more petite Kylie. Whilst both photos portray the ladies in a fine light, I feel that danni would get dirty pretty much straight off, whereas with kylie, the lasting appeal would be longer, and who knows how long it would take to get saved on the island. I have the feeling first night on with danni, a few guiness' down the line, and some recreational drugs partook of, and the glass table would be out, whereas with kylie it would be a slower progression of filth, but more satisfying in the long run. Kind of like when you hear a record, and really like it the first time, but get bored of it pretty quick, but the tune you hear, and it grows on you after a few listens, you know that track is still good at least a few months down the line. Danni must drown. | ||
little_a | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:22 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Originally posted by Boar... danni when she first appeared in home and away and kylie now WTF Boar. Do you drive a DeLorian at 88mph or something? | ||
Fatpete | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:57 | |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17814 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Kylie, because she has an ar****le like a rabbit's nostril. How do I know, how do you think ? Oh yeah. Chalk one up to Goat Boy | ||
little_a | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 17:58 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Listen to uncle Martin Fat boy. You drowned too | ||
Fatpete | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 18:01 | |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17814 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Bollox, how come I always drown ? Next time, I'm taking someone down with me. You decide. | ||
Boar | ... | 25-10-2007 @ 18:04 | |
Walk your talk Member 5, 25555 posts Administrator | Originally posted by little_a... WTF Boar. Do you drive a DeLorian at 88mph or something? Its a perfect time travellers 3-some | ||