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| badboy007 |  | ... | 14-10-2007 @ 09:39 |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | LOL. I remember the posing sessions, pretty funny tbh. 'Great White' Turner strikes!!! Has Ste broken the 450lb DL barrier? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 14-10-2007 @ 13:35 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | I think Aaron may still be reeling from a grilling from John F in the pub yesterday about his carnal activities and preferences. "Do you ever have sex with animals Aaron?" "No" "Do you never put animals in your arse?" "No. Do you?" "Yeah. Mice and gerbils and stuff" "Dont they die?" "Yeah. You have to s**t out dead animals" You just couldnt make it up  | ||
| Rick | | ... | 14-10-2007 @ 18:03 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10034 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | that is outstanding! | ||
| PorkPie | | ... | 17-10-2007 @ 19:25 |
 Do hugs, not drugs. Member 136, 712 posts SQ 380, BP 242.5, DL 330952.5 kgs @ 110kgs Eq | This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 18-10-2007 @ 08:14 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Originally posted by PorkPie... This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site. Easy pork Pie. We have to respect Ste Turner, and his thread, so please... No animals and no Chinese  | ||
| badboy007 | | ... | 18-10-2007 @ 09:15 |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | John F is one funny bas***d! He comes out with some classic man s**t... HAAHAH... Alan, My mum used to say to me, " If you're not in bed by eleven, come home.." | ||
| Titch | | ... | 18-10-2007 @ 13:31 |
 One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | Turner sounds suspiciously like Karl Pilkington. | ||
| nico | | ... | 18-10-2007 @ 19:27 |
 just smoked Ed and Neil - EAT MY GOAL Member 120, 1582 posts | Originally posted by PorkPie... This is the best thread I've ever read on the internet. It even beats "Mom caught me milking the lizard - what should I do now?" I once read on an American site. right, we need a link to that one immediately. | ||
| nico | | ... | 18-10-2007 @ 19:28 |
just smoked Ed and Neil - EAT MY GOAL Member 120, 1582 posts | and while we'rte on it pork pie, just what sort of "American site" ahem, were you reading when you came across that little gem? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 19-10-2007 @ 08:33 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Originally posted by nico... and while we'rte on it pork pie, just what sort of "American site" ahem, were you reading when you came across that little gem? Lets be honest here. It was probably a lifting forum of some kind. Outside of a Cat A institution where else can you find such a bunch of reprebates? | ||
| badboy007 | | ... | 19-10-2007 @ 08:44 |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | LMFAO. Does Adders get post delivered? I want to send Ste a Xmas Pressie (Chinese midget porn) | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 22-10-2007 @ 22:18 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6840 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | The Turnermator very nearly caused a riot at Adders tonight. Anyone that has visited Adders in the winter months will know how bollock dropping cold it gets due to the complete lack of heating. Tonight signalled the start of winter at Adders as it was rather f**king nippy early on. Alan was sporting a jumper and two pairs of trousers (something that was missed by most i think), and mentioned that he'd try to get the gas heater sorted out. At hearing this Ste pipes up... "Naye, Alan, we dint need any 'eaters, we make the 'eat in 'ere by trainin, dint we Jeff???" "No we f**king don't Ste, shut the f**k up" was my response, as the first penguin of the season prepared to bench!!! "Naye, Alan we dint need 'em, we make the 'eat in 'ere, dint we Jeff" "No Ste we f**kin don't"..... and so it went on for some time!!! "Alan can have a 'eater 'cos he's old" says Ste "What!!!" growls Alan, advancing menacingly toward Ste who was having a near death experienced without realising it "'Cos yer cold" says Ste, and thus lives to see another sunrise So gentlemen, if no heater appears at Adders in the coming months it is due to your friendly neighourhood Turnermator Ste rocks!!!! | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 22-10-2007 @ 22:20 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | hahahahah | ||
| little_a | | ... | 23-10-2007 @ 08:14 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Millsie made a guess appearence last night and on entering was greeting with... "Ya cont beet th'atmosphere ere con ya Jon?" Last Friday I walks in and got several renditions of "Why did you drop Jeffs new bar? Thats a t**ts trick". After 5 minutes of this, solid, I asked further what he was talking about and get the reply "That 400. why did you drop it" "Because it was f**kin heavy" "Do some training then and stop being soft..... I've put that thing in yer bag" | ||
| Rob | | ... | 23-10-2007 @ 08:17 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | Post Edited: 23.10.2007 @ 08:23 AM LOL The legend grows!Oh, and it was absolutely sodding freezing!!! I was wrapped up in hat and trousers, Boar and Davo were in SHORTS and T-SHIRT. This is from 7 - 8.30 remember, so it's even colder. Crazy mofos. | ||
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