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BoarIcon...24-09-2007 @ 21:29 
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that is one of the finest photographs in existence !!

bravo !!
aaron_lohanIcon...24-09-2007 @ 21:33 
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i can see why they call him the turnermater judging by the look on his face.

Id better buy some off him
HaydenIcon...24-09-2007 @ 21:37 
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hahahaha i love this thread!!!
NeilIcon...25-09-2007 @ 09:03 
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Never met this ste guy but I like his style!
little_aIcon...27-09-2007 @ 08:22 
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26/09/07

Turner says... "Here we dont mess about, we train "

I dont make up the words of wisdom, I just pass them on

He also said "Bring me that thing in on Friday and I'll get you some more"

??????
TonyIcon...29-09-2007 @ 21:20 
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Wheres the words of wisdom from Friday. Was the S man not in attendance?
little_aIcon...01-10-2007 @ 07:58 
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He was T. It was my home connection that was at fault. Anyway, I walked into the changing room circa 16:00 and true to form the Turnermator walks in and puts a small DVD sized package in my bag. I have a quick look at one of the titles. "Old birds and young nymphos". 'I'm not sure about this Steve. Is it alright?'. With an enthusiastic raise of his thumb Turner says... "It's a f**kin good un that mon"

It wasnt till Saturday afternoon that I had a sly peep and realised that not everything Ste says is entirley accurate. Dont get me wrong it wasnt as bad as 's**tlovers 7', but a turn on? No, no, no!
purplepaulIcon...04-10-2007 @ 17:08 
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wheres the ste quotes?

i feel like my life is missing something when i dont hear from him
little_aIcon...04-10-2007 @ 18:28 
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The most I got out of him last night Paul was... "Big Ste's not well". Not exactly words of wisdom, but probably more accurate than his description of 'Old birds and nymphos'Eek
aaron_lohanIcon...05-10-2007 @ 14:25 
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New quotes from ste turner
Ste to Rick on bench "Come on your at a real club now"
Ste to me "when you cut your hands you should piss on them"
little_aIcon...05-10-2007 @ 19:06 
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Originally posted by aaron_lohan...
Ste to me "when you cut your hands you should piss on them"

Yoiu should, and record it, and post the link to youtube.

Ste put a copy of 'I want to come in your mam...4' in my bag and Turner said I didnt need to see 1, 2 & 3 to be able to follow the story...

I'm not convincedUnhappy
CarlIcon...05-10-2007 @ 20:02 
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lol
RickIcon...05-10-2007 @ 21:03 
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Originally posted by aaron_lohan...
Ste to Rick on bench "Come on your at a real club now"


Lol, yeah. One of the better motivational quotes I've had, actually Happy.
little_aIcon...06-10-2007 @ 11:26 
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I think after last night we should start a 'Rick says...' thread. You were definately on form.

"I'm wearing the wrong trousers which means effectively that I dont have a hankercheif"
"If I wear these bottoms I may split them which is probably a good thing"
Confused
RobIcon...06-10-2007 @ 11:32 
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Another one from Rick last night... "Alan said I squat like an Adlington man now... that'll keep me warm in bed".

As if things weren't already warm enough with the tiger balm Confused

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