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little_a | Fat Pete gone mad? | 02-10-2007 @ 09:04 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Just received the following mail off BERT. Told him I'd keep it quiet, so please dont tell anyone. You guys think we need pics or what? I did a bad thing. It started out innocently enough, but it got out of hand, then more out of hand, then the Rubicon was crossed and there was no going back, we had to press on. It started with a pair of wahl hair clippers, the ones I have used on my beard for so many years, it ended with me throwing a bag of hair into the bin. That hair was formerly on the front half of the upper half of my body. I look like a plucked chicken Helen Keller could have done a better job I itch bigtime It prickles like a prickly thing But at least someone with get a laugh out of it. Andy - before you ask - no photos I did a bad thing :-( Bert | ||
badboy007 | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 09:43 | |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | Bert, I suggest a full body wax, incl. back, sack, crack and whatever other nocks and crannies they can find. If it's good enough for a porn star... More hair = more habitat for the Ice (missing the L) | ||
shal | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 09:43 | |
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts | Pete, I DEMAND to see photo evidence lol | ||
little_a | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 10:00 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | The sympathetic support Pete got (so far) off WIGAN and myself - Best if you read from the bottom up --------------------------------------- Or a great big Bald Baba Papa if you will!!!! Or maybe paint you blue and have our very own 21st Smurf!!! ----------------------------------------- Yeah man. Shave the lot off. You'll look like the new smoo, and his family. ----------------------------------------- He shaved his holy conkers too!!!! ---------------------------------- All the gals at Shals place are already demanding photos. It can only snowball from here. Man you're going to be bigger than Jesus. ----------------------------------- The new routine Shaven squat / bald bench / depilated deadlift Go the whole hog Bert and get the lot off, head to toe. You'll look like an over inflated Duncan Goodhew ------------------------------------ "The incredible invisible 21 stone man. All that was left was his pillar box red conkers" Do your shoulders too. You'll look like the man with 3 heads. Do your conkers too and you'll look like a hydra. ------------------------------------ Steph loves plucked chicken!!!! Do the conkers Bert, she will be so taken aback at their bald beauty that she won't notice the rest of you!!! ------------------------------------ WTF are you going to do on Friday. You know it's no fun humping a laughing crack. Coughing is bad enough, but laughing? ------------------------------------ I stand by it being a good thing!!! You are now a more streamlined, aero-dyanmic, bench-shirtastic, more sexually desirable manimal than before. Almost fit to lift on the Eleiko..... almost!! ------------------------------------- No, no, no. It's horrible. The intention was to trim back where Joe pulls the bench shirt down on a Wednesday as a few chest hairs always go with it. Once having gone too far with that, the area had to be cleared, it stopped at the upper thighs. The look I can live with, it's the itching, at least Joe only took a few seconds, this could go on for weeks. BAD thing. -------------------------------------- I have now picked myself up off the floor, dabbed the small wet patch of wee from the front of my troosers and am ready to respond to your announcement!!! Splendid news my man, welcome to the world of the well groomed man. Were the conkers party to the plucking???? Also I must disagree, photographic evidence of this monumental event is a must!!!! You did a GOOD thing!!!!!! | ||
little_a | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 10:15 | |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/5920/petesmurfny4.jpg | ||
shal | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 12:55 | |
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts | , we had to press on. Who is the WE Pete, did you have a helping hand?! | ||
Fatpete | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 17:41 | |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17817 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Originally posted by shal... , we had to press on. Who is the WE Pete, did you have a helping hand?! Had it been a real "we" the other person who have rubgy tackled me to the ground and slapped to my senses. It is because it is the royal "we" that the old buffoon was allowed to continue with this foolishness. | ||
Rick | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 17:45 | |
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10032 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Peter, it is at moments like this that I become incapable of expressing just how much I love you. | ||
Boar | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 17:54 | |
Walk your talk Member 5, 25555 posts Administrator | LOL, thats gonna be unpleasant when its stubblised, for both you and whichever lovely lady you are rubbing up against. | ||
Fatpete | ... | 02-10-2007 @ 19:05 | |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17817 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Originally posted by Boar... LOL, thats gonna be unpleasant when its stubblised, for both you and whichever lovely lady you are rubbing up against. Worry not my ever reducing athletic amigo. Fat Pete has a length / girth combination that is the envy of many. I won't even need plan B. Just a blindfold to take her mind off the fact that she is being beasted by something that resembles the last turkey in the shop at Christmas. Her ability to stifle laughter will put her in good stead when the ten-abbed, waxed lovliness that is Joe finally gets here. | ||