One for the Girlies

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shal		One for the Girlies	27-09-2007 @ 14:31
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart! The old ones are the best!!

little_a		...	27-09-2007 @ 15:16
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	OK. You've had your fun. Now back into the kitchen

Boar		...	27-09-2007 @ 17:49
Walk your talk Member 5, 25558 posts Administrator	LOL !!

Hayden		...	27-09-2007 @ 17:51
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220 552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq	haha!!

Rick		...	28-09-2007 @ 20:56
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10034 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235 595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator	Proof that women are better than men at everything: even with the thing we practice most, wanking, it's better when a girl does it for us.


shal		...	01-10-2007 @ 14:48
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	Originally posted by Rick... Proof that women are better than men at everything: even with the thing we practice most, wanking, it's better when a girl does it for us. “Funny you should say that. Andy claims that’s one of my best talents, … but on the other hand…”

Fatpete		...	02-10-2007 @ 07:08
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17871 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	Originally posted by shal... Originally posted by Rick... Proof that women are better than men at everything: even with the thing we practice most, wanking, it's better when a girl does it for us. “Funny you should say that. Andy claims that’s one of my best talents, … but on the other hand…” What does he know, man's a complete to**er, oh, hang on a minute

little_a		...	02-10-2007 @ 08:01
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Originally posted by Fatpete... What does he know, man's a complete to**er, oh, hang on a minute You're just jealous BERT. Just think of all the money I save

shal		...	02-10-2007 @ 08:25
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, 'University of Manchester.' They just keep coming to me lol

little_a		...	02-10-2007 @ 09:02
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Thats a wind up. Your husband doesnt know where the washer is. & no, that isnt a joke. It's in the kitchen somewhere, but after that...

shal		...	02-10-2007 @ 16:41
Uses Paypal .......... lots Member 140, 362 posts	Originally posted by little_a... Thats a wind up. Your husband doesnt know where the washer is. & no, that isnt a joke. It's in the kitchen somewhere, but after that... This is true, you only know where the kitchen is because its where the guiness is kept

Joni		...	02-10-2007 @ 19:22
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270 660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq	LOL!

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