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little_aIcon...06-09-2007 @ 13:12 
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God wouldnt bother with squats and stuff. He'd already hold all the records without doing a lift, and as he made us in his image we shouldnt do them either.
Dont understand that bit though. There's a really wrinkly, craggy arsed old bird who sits in our office who stinks of cat piss. I on the other hand am reasonably good looking and completely Lemon Fresh. Which one of us is made in Gods image? See, it's all stupid, and so is religion.

Thank god I'm an aetheistWink
TitchIcon...06-09-2007 @ 13:37 
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I'd convert from Aetheism if Thalia from the Setanta ads asked me to.Happy
little_aIcon...06-09-2007 @ 14:01 
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Originally posted by Titch...
I'd convert from Aetheism if Thalia from the Setanta ads asked me to.Happy

For some reason she thinks I am god. Well, thats what she kept calling me last night. Even dropped her pasties...
TitchIcon...06-09-2007 @ 14:04 
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Maybe you are actually god, which is why you have such a hard time believing in any other god. It would explain a lot.
little_aIcon...06-09-2007 @ 16:54 
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Maybe we all are, and thats why we all think each other is wrong.

"Sugden barbell - you gotta be a god to join"Grin
CuddlesIcon...06-09-2007 @ 17:12 
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If you've got to be a God to join, what does that make us administrators? And to think, ive always had a 'holier than thou' attitude, least thats what my teachers said. Maybe I was right all along....
brynevansIcon...06-09-2007 @ 17:12 
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I think we should all wear these shirts to the gym then!
http://www.disciplesofstrength.com/index.html
Martin1956Icon...06-09-2007 @ 18:32 
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There is no longer a God. He died on 16th September 1977. In a fcuking mini, wrapped round a tree.
little_aIcon...07-09-2007 @ 08:33 
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Post Edited: 07.09.2007 @ 08:45 AM
Originally posted by brynevans...
I think we should all wear these shirts to the gym then!
http://www.disciplesofstrength.com/index.html

Thats one hell of a ploy Bryn. I reckon you're on your way to making $2000 this month with no selling. I'm tempted to get a base ball cap thoughGrin

Martin - was it an old oak tree?
little_aIcon...07-09-2007 @ 08:34 
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f**k me. Gods intervened and screwed up Robs source code
JoniIcon...07-09-2007 @ 08:45 
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Originally posted by little_a...
f**k me. Gods intervened and screwed up Robs source code


fixed it, or someone else did, not sure, just cleaned it up a bit Grin
NeilIcon...07-09-2007 @ 09:01 
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Originally posted by Joni...

fixed it, or someone else did

Oooo makes you think uh!? Wink
little_aIcon...07-09-2007 @ 10:32 
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I'm not taking the piss anymore
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6526/jesusdz3.png
PeteIcon...08-09-2007 @ 21:01 
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As Titch pointed out, religion is an extremely pointless debate because 99% of people will never really be swayed from their gut instinct.

I am far from surprised at the amount of people that reject organised religion. However, I AM surprised at the lack of distinction between 'organised religion' and 'spirituality'. I also find interesting the declarations of atheism that are based on a dislike/hatred of the church etc. (organised religion).

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