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b15ape1Icon...14-12-2017 @ 21:00 
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Thankyou for sharing the story of your friend with a 10 inch cuck Pete, ive told many people over the last couple of days and let me tell you it bought many a smile and proper belly chuckling laughter.

Ive also got to praise you on your story telling abilities my friend...in my head i can tell a good tale but im simply not in your league for how you lay it on paper(or keyboard).

I likend you to my good lady Sam, for some reason if were ever out and about shes like a magnet to every c#nt and weirdo in the area. Its like a curse. Grin

Whats this about a new floor at Adders, christ i wont recognise the place?
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 11:03 
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b15ape1 said:Thankyou for sharing the story of your friend with a 10 inch cuck Pete, ive told many people over the last couple of days and let me tell you it bought many a smile and proper belly chuckling laughter.


He was no friend of mine nor will he ever be, just a rather strange moth to a rather strange flame. Maybe he has talents that normal people just don't have. I have been to Adders many times and masturbation never entered my head. For him - it took less than a minute
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 11:05 
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b15ape1 said:
Ive also got to praise you on your story telling abilities my friend...in my head i can tell a good tale but im simply not in your league for how you lay it on paper(or keyboard).


I appreciate those words, there are few things better in this life than causing people to laugh, the more they laugh, the more fun it is.
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 11:09 
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b15ape1 said:
I likend you to my good lady Sam, for some reason if were ever out and about shes like a magnet to every c#nt and weirdo in the area. Its like a curse. Grin


There are worse curses. I know your good lady wife and believe me when I tell you that you won first prize in life's lottery when she married you.

I remember one time at a comp on the Wirrel, you were warming up so I wandered over to Sam, plonked down beside her and said "Andy's sent me over to talk about shagging" And guess what we talked about ? You lucky bas***d !!!!

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 11:10 
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b15ape1 said:
Whats this about a new floor at Adders, christ i wont recognise the place?


It's a wonderful thing and has to be seen to be believed. Our door is always open to you
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 11:11 
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aaron_lohan said:
It is if your any good at all 3, problem for me was doing a good squat a good bench to follow it up with a deadline that was less than the bench , there's no fun in that IL tell you. You have it good because your bad lift is in the middle so it's just something to get out of the way before the deadlufts.


The deadlift knows that you hate it. Learn to love it and it will love you back
FatpeteIcon...15-12-2017 @ 21:46 
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Friday, 15th December, start 15:15

Another day off today hence the earlier than usual start, once again it is very cold, about a degree or so the car tells me

T bar row
22.5 x 10
32.5 x 10
45.0 x 10
55.0 x 10
67.5 x 10
77.5 x 10
67.5 x 10
Usually I use twenty kilo plates which are of smaller diameter, but are thicker and it is possible to run out of room on the end of the bar, so today I used some larger, slimmer, 50 pound plates. Hence the different jumps. The .0's have been added as it is more pleasing to the eye to have the "x"'s in a line. Billy The Old has bollocked me along those lines before now, hopefully this will prevent him doing so again.

T bar shrug
67.5 x 10
77.5 x 10
90.0 x 10
90.0 x 10
90.0 x 10

Pulldown to chest, wide grip
50 x 10
55 x 10
60 x 10
65 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10
70 x 10

Very few down tonight, just me and Mack and Amy and Brooke and Lord is it cold. The first few sets on the T bar were also painful to touch the bar was so cold. Stevie Fairclough entered as I was about to leave so i stayed behind to keep him company but not for long, it was way too cold to stand around chatting. As I was leaving the end of the street I was forced to hold up DrRick who was wanting to turn right into the street as I was turning out of it. In milder weather I may have turned back. But not tonight, I wave and press the accelerator. It has been mooted that the new floor isn't as warm as the old. I am in no position to disagree with that
FatpeteIcon...16-12-2017 @ 18:54 
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Just watched "Day of the Jackal" the original one from the seventies.

Now that is a good film, really enjoyed it
BillytheoldIcon...16-12-2017 @ 21:46 
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It’s cold Dead sembrrr my friend. Hibernation is a tough trap easy to fall into! Keep up the good work. Do you ever squeeze people to crack their back. A big squeeze from you and my compressed supine will unfold. Would you squeeze me if I asked you to as to crack by backlit? I have my misses walk on my back. Do you get females to walk on your back. I would die if you walked on my back!
FatpeteIcon...17-12-2017 @ 11:01 
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Billytheold said: Do you ever squeeze people to crack their back. A big squeeze from you and my compressed supine will unfold. Would you squeeze me if I asked you to as to crack by backlit?


I have in the past squeezed people for this purpose, generally they lie in the prone position and have me press selected points. This is far from common.

Should you ever require squeezing by me I would happily comply.
FatpeteIcon...17-12-2017 @ 11:04 
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Billytheold said:[/b col] Do you get females to walk on your back.


I do not, there are several things that head the list for compliant women to do, walking on my back is well down it.

In all seriousness I do have my back manipulated by a physio once a month. This removes the need for others to try
RickIcon...17-12-2017 @ 11:06 
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Hayden was walking on Mack's back in the club last week. A wide variety of noises were produced.
FatpeteIcon...17-12-2017 @ 11:06 
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Billytheold said: I would die if you walked on my back!


Then I will not do this if ever the chance arises. Your demise would greatly sadden me Billy, especially if I were instrumental in it

Unhappy Unhappy Unhappy
FatpeteIcon...17-12-2017 @ 11:08 
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Rick said:Hayden was walking on Mack's back in the club last week. A wide variety of noises were produced.


From his back or from him generally ?

The other way round would be interesting
FatpeteIcon...17-12-2017 @ 15:39 
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Sunday 17th December, start 12:30

Joe, Turner, Glynn and me, no-one else. Chilly today rather than cold

Bench
20 x 10
20 x 10
20 x 10
50 x 5
60 x 5
70 x 5
80 x 5
all paused now
90 x 2
90 x 2
90 x 2
90 x 2
90 x 2
90 x 2
These got easier as we went along, walked to the boozer for lamb shank, mash and veg, walked back, drove home in the rain and that's where I will stay until the early hours of tomorrow

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