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jwpIcon...04-01-2017 @ 21:51 
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What's the upper size limit you can reach and avoid any undue aki?

And what's the lower size limit to get lithuanian tromboned in villnius?

That is the real goldilocks zone.
scruffmcbuffIcon...04-01-2017 @ 21:53 
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FAT_SAM said:With a 12 inch coke can sized cock you aren't gonna be getting much more than a wet hand-job off most birds.


every one loves a lefty cappuchino bro.
FAT_SAMIcon...04-01-2017 @ 21:53 
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The times I have been to Eastern Europe I have noticed the women admire size. Pulling in Vilnius must be easy.
scruffmcbuffIcon...04-01-2017 @ 21:54 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
Our size difference would make a fight between us quite comical. Could be a bit like this...


That would be hilarious. Why did he bite the shelf?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...04-01-2017 @ 22:26 
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scruffmcbuff said:
Why did he bite the shelf?


Showing off?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...04-01-2017 @ 22:28 
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CAJ said:
OK...

Size/strength of Shaw/Thor with a 5 inch penis of slightly less than average girth.

Or..

6ft, 150lbs, weak as f**k but with a 12 inch penis with the girth of a coke can.


Loal. Has the 6' weak person got any scope for gaining strength?
hifiloverIcon...04-01-2017 @ 22:38 
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6ft 4 and generally 21-22 stone is more than enough for me

Struggle with clothes, struggle with cars (either too narrow, no head room or door cards/b-pillars get in the way etc), struggle like hell on planes and busses are a joke in Preston, no legroom at all!
matthewvcIcon...04-01-2017 @ 22:47 
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BaconWarrior said:Depends on what kind of life you have etc.
E.g to deal with being that height (and size) you'd need to be a massive extrovert (e.g most WSM lads) and probably need to be fine with being singled out all the time - e.g people grabbing you without permission/ challenging you in some way/ asking you to help them move house.

I'm only 6'3 and 110kg (currently) but I've mostly been surrounded by fairly average size, indoorsy/academic types a lot of the time so I feel like I get singled out a fair bit.


Most of last year being being anywhere from 100-110kg (only 5' 11" tall) was enough to get the full 'big guy' 'he's a big unit' schtick where I work... this despite half of blokes there likely weighing more than that from just having the usual overweight British physique sported by the sedentary IT industry male.. being Brian shaw size would cause as much wonderment there as a real Sasquatch and his Rod entity girlfriend would with Wayne if they turned up at his gym and asked to 'work in' on zerchers
The_Lone_WolfIcon...04-01-2017 @ 22:58 
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CAJ said:OK...

Size/strength of Shaw/Thor with a 5 inch penis of slightly less than average girth.

Or..

6ft, 150lbs, weak as f**k but with a 12 inch penis with the girth of a coke can.


I once had a fat rancid old woman from a one night stand tell me I had a cock like a mushroom. So I'd pick option 1 as it is pretty much win win all round.
matthewvcIcon...04-01-2017 @ 23:27 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
I once had a fat rancid old woman from a one night stand tell me I had a cock like a mushroom. So I'd pick option 1 as it is pretty much win win all round.


Depends what mushroom though - if it's a fly agaric, that's a case to worry lol
The_Lone_WolfIcon...04-01-2017 @ 23:45 
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matthewvc said:
Depends what mushroom though - if it's a fly agaric, that's a case to worry lol


She didn't elaborate, but I'd say a field mushroom would be a lie, and button mushroom too small. I'll setttle on chestnut mushroom with a purple cap.

For what it's worth, as I left her asleep in bed dripping in mushroom stroganoff, upon my stealth like exit from her house, I went through the kitchen and helped myself to a leg of lamb from the fridge. Glory days!

Physically I may not be a giant, but I felt like a big man that night on the walk of shame home.
unit94Icon...04-01-2017 @ 23:46 
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I would prefer being about 6"2 if I could choose my height, I'm not massively bothered about my height but being over 6 foot would help a bit for strongman and it would be nice in general. I imagine at 6" 2 I'd weigh about 140 which would be fine by me. I wouldn't want to be ridiculously tall though.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...04-01-2017 @ 23:47 
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CAJ, imagine the toilet intimidation potential.
NimbleIcon...05-01-2017 @ 00:50 
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Mikeneto said:If I could pick a height it would be 6ft 4...It is the last point where your height isn't the focal point of your life.


This, pretty much. Although I think in some places (Holland, Austria, wealthy areas of London, midwestern US) that might be 6'5. I I suppose I'd like to be 6'5, 20 stone, 15% bf. (Actually 6'3", 17, 20%)

I'd find it really frustrating to be Robert Oberst. I'd really want to be WSM, and then feel pretty bad when Jesse Norris was deadlifting more than me.
unit94Icon...05-01-2017 @ 01:47 
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Nimble said:
This, pretty much. Although I think in some places (Holland, Austria, wealthy areas of London, midwestern US) that might be 6'5. I I suppose I'd like to be 6'5, 20 stone, 15% bf. (Actually 6'3", 17, 20%)
I'd find it really frustrating to be Robert Oberst. I'd really want to be WSM, and then feel pretty bad when Jesse Norris was deadlifting more than me.


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