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JackRevans | Urinating into the middle of the toilet | 03-11-2016 @ 08:09 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Do aim your stream down into the water or onto the porcelain? I have always gone for the porcelain since I was a kid inorder to reduce the noise but im considering switching. I feel like it is more manly to be able to have a noisy straight into the water piss fpr everyone else to hear. What are your thoughts on this? Are there any other pros and cons that I should be considering? | ||
ChrisMcCarthy | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:17 | |
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew Member 4899, 2956 posts | Splashback? | ||
Luke82 | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:43 | |
Enjoys his parents fully stocked fridge. Member 3476, 868 posts SQ 170, BP 136, DL 217.5523.5 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | Normally trace my name out, as an opportunity to train both spelling and hand eye cooridination simultaneously, I accept that the stream will fall where it may. | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:50 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22018 posts | If I want to be quiet I aim for the porcelain. Sometimes I use my stream to wash down bits of toilet paper that are stuck to the sides. | ||
AdamT | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:50 | |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | I sit down. High Estrogena!!! | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:54 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22018 posts | We've previously discussed split streams haven't wee? | ||
billynomates | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 08:57 | |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | Porcelain, i just find it more refined than a big messy splash into the water. I live in a rural area and have started to pee outside recently in order to save water and help the environment | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 09:15 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11324 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | If you watch carefully, white bowl isn't quite as tidy as we all think but it really is so much more quiet. in the last 2 years I've done more of a switch to the right down the middle of the target in my own time, especially if thee's been some alcohol. Does feel great to make some noise. | ||
JohnGym | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 09:34 | |
Hamstrings feel activated. Member 1107, 6964 posts SQ 220, BP 152.5, DL 252.5625.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | I've done the experiment on this and I know the answer. My brother has a wooden box next to his toilet. I went pissing in his toilet during some party or other and in an attempt to minimise piss noise I aimed porcelain. The splash back onto the box next to the toilet was immediate and horrific. I switched instantly to the water and the splash back ended. Summary: Water - Noise, No splash back Porcelain - No Noise, Splashback. Conclusion: In your own home, hit the water. Anywhere else hit the porcelain unless you actually like the toilet owner enough not to inadvertently piss on his furniture/floor | ||
jwp | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 09:34 | |
vhs porn Member 5081, 170 posts SQ 226, BP 160, DL 248634.0 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq | I was 27 when i learned that other men also sometimes have a split stream, i honestly thought i had something wrong going on | ||
slimsim | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 09:39 | |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | JohnGym said:I've done the experiment on this and I know the answer. My brother has a wooden box next to his toilet. I went pissing in his toilet during some party or other and in an attempt to minimise piss noise I aimed porcelain. The splash back onto the box next to the toilet was immediate and horrific. I switched instantly to the water and the splash back ended. Summary: Water - Noise, No splash back Porcelain - No Noise, Splashback. Conclusion: In your own home, hit the water. Anywhere else hit the porcelain unless you actually like the toilet owner enough not to inadvertently piss on his furniture/floor This is a revelation as I've always associated noise with splashback. I'm switching to aiming for the water!!! That said, being old, lazy and using every opportunity to look at my phone I now often just sit down, even if it is for only 30-seconds. Splashback totally eradicated! | ||
The_Lone_Wolf | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 10:29 | |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | AdamT said:I sit down. High Estrogena!!! Clitor? | ||
AdamT | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 10:35 | |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | The_Lone_Wolf said: Clitor? No balls! they have shrunk that hard due to mega dosing testosterone!! Who needs sexual organs when you have shredded guns. | ||
scruffmcbuff | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 11:26 | |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | I use pissing dead center in the water so i know im on target in the dark. | ||
AdamT | ... | 03-11-2016 @ 11:29 | |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | If you piss on the floor and you are wearing socks. Just wipe it with your foot!! | ||