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CAJ | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 17:01 | |
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | Boar said:my last day working at Halfords befor I went for a years backpacking I had 5 pints of cider in my dinner hour ..... went back in , took a giant piss on the shop floor , by the oil display and went home. BTW , I loved working there, had an absolute blast , great times...... I worked at halfords for 4 years and I too had a blast! Great job at the time that was. | ||
jwp | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 17:15 | |
vhs porn Member 5081, 170 posts SQ 226, BP 160, DL 248634.0 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq | I used to deliver carpet - and once i got a s**tty address in a residential street in a busy city (not exceptionally unusual, loads of cheap pricks use their garage as a warehouse etc.). When i got there, the guy was not happy - told me i should never go there and why wasn't at his warehouse across town, didn't i know his company, i'll have to go there do i know where it is blah blah. As it was, i did know where his warehouse was (it was actually a unit at a self storage facility which you had to hassle their guys to open up etc, which i guess is why he used it - free staff). But i took exception to his dickhead attitude - i was there because that was the address he gave for my delivery notes, and i didn't instead twig and go to his usual place because the chippy ar****le didn't use exactly the same business name for his shop and his storage (probably a tax dodging wa**er), and if he knew how many "[abreviation of city name] flooring" companies there were, he'd know why his 2 slightly different company names wouldn't get a second glance from any flooring delivery gimp. I told him i was there because that was was written on my f**king sheet, and yes i know his warehouse and no, i'm not going there - he would have to wait for it to be redelivered in a few days unless he took it there, at the address he gave. He asked me angrily where exactly he was supposed to put it in his showroom, i told him politely exactly where he could put it and left. A few days later, i had a delivery to his storage, and again, as any flooring delivery f**k will tell, if there's a small chance you are going to need a s**t that day, you'd better fill the first toilet you find because you don't know when the next chance will come. And as luck had it, his place had a crapper. Which was obviously about as well-cleaned as you could guess. So i half squatted above until the deed was done, and f**k me if by some absurd biomechanical fluke i hadn't left a massive stripe of s**t from halfway up the bowl to about 4" past the seat! It looked like a horrid toothpaste had been carefully squeezed in place, and unfortunately i had to leave for a timed delivery before i could clean it up! Still keeps me awake at night, worrying about my professional conduct that day 2 years back... | ||
CAJ | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 17:19 | |
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | ^^brilliant! Has anyone ever managed to get s**t on the ceiling without trying? I've seen this phenomenon on several occasions in public toilets and often wonder how the f**k that happens!? | ||
samue1son | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 18:33 | |
Member 4416, 1369 posts SQ 210, BP 175, DL 240625.0 kgs @ 122kgs UnEq | CAJ said:^^brilliant! Has anyone ever managed to get s**t on the ceiling without trying? I've seen this phenomenon on several occasions in public toilets and often wonder how the f**k that happens!? Flat Earth bro. It happens when the Earth flips upside down for a nanosecond but s**t is fluffier than human density so it sort of.., sticks there. Or maybe evaporation, or other mythical sciences. | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 19:22 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5120 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Boar said:he was a bricklayer in Sydney .....he didn't ask brickies labourer = hard but 600 dollars a week in 1997 was ace. I'd be happy with..hang on... Australian dollars. Still, not a bad wage back then! | ||
scruffmcbuff | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 20:53 | |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:The first day I stayed at my brother in law's parents' house, on the last day, I left one of my epic s**ts. It blocked the toilet and would NOT go. It was a good 12 inches and about as thick as a subway footlong. Firm, all in one piece. It was solid, a truly trophy s**t! As I said, it just wouldn't flush at all. Not even three flushes did anything. My mum put it in a carrier bag and threw it in the bin. I'm not sure if my brother-in-law or his parents know about it to this day. No way. Your ring must be like a wizards sleeve to let a bomb like that drop! How did you mum transfer the turd from toilet to carrier bag? | ||
JackRevans | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 21:27 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | This is the greatest thread of all time | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 09-09-2016 @ 22:39 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22018 posts | JackRevans said: This is the greatest thread of all time Coprophile. | ||
Rico | ... | 10-09-2016 @ 10:10 | |
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | theres a video I watched yesterday where a chap eats a taco bell, drinks a bottle of laxative and superglues his ar****le shut. | ||
JackRevans | ... | 11-09-2016 @ 10:16 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Rico said:theres a video I watched yesterday where a chap eats a taco bell, drinks a bottle of laxative and superglues his ar****le shut. what is the result of this? | ||
Rico | ... | 11-09-2016 @ 11:21 | |
Sugdens very own David Dimbleby Member 1403, 3716 posts SQ 220, BP 115, DL 260595.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | |||
The_Lone_Wolf | ... | 12-09-2016 @ 12:13 | |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:The first day I stayed at my brother in law's parents' house, on the last day, I left one of my epic s**ts. It blocked the toilet and would NOT go. It was a good 12 inches and about as thick as a subway footlong. Firm, all in one piece. It was solid, a truly trophy s**t! As I said, it just wouldn't flush at all. Not even three flushes did anything. My mum put it in a carrier bag and threw it in the bin. I'm not sure if my brother-in-law or his parents know about it to this day. Did you not try the trusty coat hanger trick to give it a stab and break it up? | ||