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JackRevansIconspontanious glass breakage11-09-2015 @ 08:57 
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Last night I arrived home from work and attempted to enter my bathroom only to find that the glass shower wall had shattered and the whole bathroom was covered in broken glass, some of which I was standing in. Both of my flat mates know nothing about how it broke. After pulling the out of my foot I did some research and it turns out there is a phenomenon called "spontaneous glass breakage" where by glass can break of its own accord, presumably with no ghost intervention.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_glass_breakage


I can't brush my teeth now because the tooth brush is on the other side of the glass. I don't even know how one would go about clearing up such a mess.
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 09:09 
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With a dust pan and brush?

I was once asked to leave a pub when the glass I was holding spontaneously shattered in my hand - IIRC it was a pint of Coors Light, so I didn't mind.

As it was I was on the way back to the bar to report that it had started to crack, so after a bit of discussion it was all sorted and I got my pint replaced and I was returned to good standing.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 09:09 
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I believe they do know something about it!

Enjoyable thread Happy
FazcIcon...11-09-2015 @ 09:26 
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Move into a hotel till the whole thing blows over.
RobboIcon...11-09-2015 @ 09:35 
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Fazc said:Move into a hotel till the whole thing blows over.


Lmao!!!!!!!!!
DL1987Icon...11-09-2015 @ 10:15 
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ChrisMcCarthy said:With a dust pan and brush?

I was once asked to leave a pub when the glass I was holding spontaneously shattered in my hand - IIRC it was a pint of Coors Light, so I didn't mind.

As it was I was on the way back to the bar to report that it had started to crack, so after a bit of discussion it was all sorted and I got my pint replaced and I was returned to good standing.


It's common with pint glasses in pubs. They normally break into 3 rings because of the auto wash things they have wear away at different points. Check it out on yourube
DL1987Icon...11-09-2015 @ 10:15 
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ChrisMcCarthy said:With a dust pan and brush?

I was once asked to leave a pub when the glass I was holding spontaneously shattered in my hand - IIRC it was a pint of Coors Light, so I didn't mind.

As it was I was on the way back to the bar to report that it had started to crack, so after a bit of discussion it was all sorted and I got my pint replaced and I was returned to good standing.


It's common with pint glasses in pubs. They normally break into 3 rings because of the auto wash things they have wear away at different points. Check it out on youtube
JackRevansIcon...11-09-2015 @ 10:20 
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When I was a kid I took a bite out of a glass in a pub
danbaseleyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 10:34 
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I was sat in a bar once; and the bartender made a vodka on the rocks in a tumbler.
He picked the glass up near the base; and the base stayed on the bar - whilst the top part of the glass lifted away in a cylinder shape. Never seen that before.
BillytheoldIcon...11-09-2015 @ 10:43 
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A spirit is calling you on an important matter.
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 10:49 
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew
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DL1987 said:
It's common with pint glasses in pubs. They normally break into 3 rings because of the auto wash things they have wear away at different points. Check it out on youtube


Yeah - unfortunately I have spent a lot of time in pubs over the years so have seen it happen several times. It is kind of impressive though!
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 11:24 
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When I was at school I accidentally pushed a test tube brush out through the bottom of a test tube.
DL1987Icon...11-09-2015 @ 12:02 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:When I was at school I accidentally pushed a test tube brush out through the bottom of a test tube.


By test tube brush do you mean your penis
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...11-09-2015 @ 12:41 
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That would give a whole new meaning to the term "Test Tube Baby".
billynomatesIcon...11-09-2015 @ 12:57 
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I once sat on some glass, it was a real pane in the ass. Some people can shatter glass with their voices. Not sure if that could break a large shower door, but worth keeping in mind.

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