funny things that non lifters say

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lrogers75		...	26-08-2015 @ 14:30
Chris Wong is looking strong Member 5207, 371 posts SQ 232.5, BP 130, DL 272.5 635.0 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq	As a shorter lighter lifter I get.. you can only lift that because your levers are so short If I were your height id be lifting that also few one off specials How much do you squat....answers I can do that, but do you go all the way down? Oh your a powerlifter? I guess there are a few skinny powerlifters how come your squat and bench are so much higher than your bench?

aaron_lohan		...	26-08-2015 @ 15:29
Hasn't always been a bench press specialist Member 44, 1907 posts SQ 252.5, BP 220, DL 210 682.5 kgs @ 83kgs Eq	"Its all technique isnt it?" "Theres a guy i saw in jail who benched 290kg" "theres no point in me training as I dont have any fat to turn into muscle" "you cant drink beer when training"- they didnt tell me that when I started training

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	26-08-2015 @ 20:52
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22049 posts	I've just been asked if I'm still doing my ironman.

DeanW92		...	26-08-2015 @ 22:39
Member 4496, 1446 posts SQ 240, BP 200, DL 300 740.0 kgs @ 112kgs UnEq	A guy once said to me 'its not good for you that squatting, i once saw a guy whose intestines came out of his arse cos he wa pushing too hard when squatting'

b15ape1		...	26-08-2015 @ 23:33
British bum sex champ Member 450, 1605 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290 817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq	DeanW92 said:A guy once said to me 'its not good for you that squatting, i once saw a guy whose intestines came out of his arse cos he wa pushing too hard when squatting' Dont think it was his intestines but his arse sack that exploded through his squat suit [url=]http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/11814... [/url]

HUGE_GUY		...	27-08-2015 @ 09:27
Avatar not found I might destroy the planet Member 2745, 803 posts	Post Edited: 28.08.2015 @ 08:44 AM by HUGE_GUY Not non lifters, but uneducated assholes in the gym. 'you can only squat big because you have short legs' 'his sleeves help him lift much more' 'You can only deadlift a lot because you have a very long back' I'm an average guy at 6'0, not some Chinese lifter ffs *guy sees me squatting 300, proceeds to tell his mates that he could squat that easily for reps before his 'injury' Same guy sees me doing 190 pause squats another time, says the exact same thing to his mates. Basically, not matter what i lift, he used to do that same weight but much easier. Guy whos max deadlift is 160 sees me doing a power clean with 170. 'it's mostly technique isn't it' I proceed to tell him i can deadlift 300. 'but i'm much bigger than you' 'you're only strong because you're fast' What?! I do love causal gyms

connermorgan		funny things that none lifters say	27-08-2015 @ 10:30
My bench press is poor, I know Member 5816, 28 posts SQ 180, BP 137.5, DL 235 552.5 kgs @ 96kgs UnEq	One thing is doing my head is when I mention to my friends and family that I enjoy weighing and am interested in competing in powerlifting, strongman comps. And they reply" ohh right why? Do you get money for it?" I reply" no its just a bit of fun." Then they reply" well if theres no money involved, what's the point of competing?" Grrrrrr And I also get a lot of are you on roids from people in the pub etc Only because im only 5'7" and just under 100kg.


Killelay		...	27-08-2015 @ 15:17
Member 5031, 1417 posts SQ 230, BP 140, DL 275 645.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq	Strongman, is that the one with the big rocks on tv? No way can you deadlift that. Your bench isn't very good (proceeds to do half rep with less weight, then squat 120 half depth...) I don't think people should take any un natural substances like protein... What do you do on dumbbell curls.

billynomates		...	27-08-2015 @ 16:02
Member 4923, 1795 posts	Non-lifters say the darndest things!

edi86		...	27-08-2015 @ 18:33
Member 5548, 415 posts SQ 270, BP 157.5, DL 310 737.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq	Hate it when other gym goers feel the need to advise me and give me tips on deadlifting.. Oh you will get an extra 20kgs onthe bar if you avoid using your back/hips blah blah.. Normally do one when I ask them to show me how.

fatter_tomorrow		...	27-08-2015 @ 18:38
thinner after lockdown Member 594, 4166 posts SQ 100, BP 80, DL 100 280.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq	lrogers75 said:As a shorter lighter lifter I get.. you can only lift that because your levers are so short If I were your height id be lifting that also few one off specials How much do you squat....answers I can do that, but do you go all the way down? Oh your a powerlifter? I guess there are a few skinny powerlifters how come your squat and bench are so much higher than your bench? If you can do it, anyone can!! haha

93hopkinsonr		...	27-08-2015 @ 23:37
Mr.Potato deadlift Member 2675, 4632 posts SQ 300, BP 200, DL 300 800.0 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq	after you've just done a lift "You should see this lad I know. Lifts way more than that..."

FAT_SAM		...	28-08-2015 @ 00:20
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 335 1015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq	'My uncle's mate is twice your size' I'd love to see a 46 stone muscular dude! Retards!

Wes		...	28-08-2015 @ 01:56
31.6 and Obese !! Get in.... Member 869, 1355 posts SQ 320, BP 200, DL 310 830.0 kgs @ 97.5kgs Eq	"The only steroids I've ever used was Creatine..." "How much can you lift" ? (To which I normally reply "17" or "Medium to Large")

hifilover		...	28-08-2015 @ 08:17
Member 3241, 2043 posts SQ 1, BP 192, DL 255 448.0 kgs @ 136kgs UnEq	McMuffin_Gains said:Said by the Mother: I really worry that.. lifting isn't good for your joints/health/heart/blood pressure you're eating too much you're getting too big your heart will explode you'll injure yourself and not be able to work when you stop lifting you'll shrink and have lots of excess skin you'll get arthritis etc etc Said by everyone else.. I have this friend / I know this lad who.. can lift more than you can bench press "insert who gives a fk amount here" is fking massive, he makes you look small (when said mate/lad is a good 50kg lighter lol) is well harder than you like How do you get so big How can you lift so much I just can't seem to get any bigger (whilst eating 1500 calories of clean food a day) I'm doing lower reps to try and get stronger (proceeds to do 4 sets of 8) I'm doing higher reps to try and get leaner (proceeds to do 4 sets of 8) Yeah I'm doing 5x5 How often do you train shins (said to me whilst i'm doing calf raises) blah blah blah This about covers it all! I'm always getting (generally off people I don't know and they're the generation above me) that they know someone who's bigger than me etc... Well, if they're 140kg plus, and in their late 40's/early 50's and shifting the weight I do, then bloody good to 'em!

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