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deleted2_20210523Icon...16-12-2014 @ 11:42 
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JackRevansIcon...16-12-2014 @ 11:56 
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BigMacca said:
You all just want some kind of Roman orgy don't you?


maybe if you play your cards right
willlydIcon...16-12-2014 @ 12:40 
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Gaggia Classic - Standard double espresso.

Beans from Pact Coffee - Different bag every 2 weeks.

I'm self employed, work from home, it all goes through the company, couldn't care less!
brownbearIcon...16-12-2014 @ 13:20 
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Terminator said:
Risretto Nespresso is the dogs bo***cks. Fall back on Forte otherwise
Glad it's work paying and not me though

They're only 30p a pod you stingy c**t
VanillaGorillaIcon...16-12-2014 @ 18:01 
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plonker said:I love a bit of pedantry mr gorilla... I'm glad I know it can be spelt both ways now...

Re whiskey and water, not whisky and water, my first googleise found me at Jameson's website, where their master distillers recommend adding water to help release flavours

http://www.jamesonwhiskey.com/us/faq


Well bugger me.
plonkerIcon...16-12-2014 @ 19:35 
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VanillaGorilla said:
Well bugger me.


I'll take that as a full retraction of your first statement , likening whisk(e)y waterers to coffee milkers/sugarers... And as a full apology to those whisk(e)y wa**ers who water their whisk(e)y...
VanillaGorillaIcon...16-12-2014 @ 19:40 
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plonker said:
I'll take that as a full retraction of your first statement , likening whisk(e)y waterers to coffee milkers/sugarers... And as a full apology to those whisk(e)y wa**ers who water their whisk(e)y...


Absolutely! I will however continue to drink coffee and whiskey without anything added, except now it's me who will be the c**t Grin
JohnGymIcon...16-12-2014 @ 20:00 
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VanillaGorilla said:
Absolutely! I will however continue to drink coffee and whiskey without anything added, except now it's me who will be the c**t Grin


LOL. Excellent. Grin Happy
BigMaccaIcon...16-12-2014 @ 20:47 
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I thought that gradually adding small amounts of water to whiskey was standard practice for the serious chaps.
They tend to prefer cask strength whiskey, which is usually around 65%, so it is typically diluted by the drinker in small amounts until the desired flavor profile is reached.

What is frowned upon is dropping ice in as you can't control the level of dilution
lrogers75Icon...16-12-2014 @ 23:58 
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Funky_monkey said:
One guy fails to spell Ristretto, another quotes and copies. Ristretto.
I drink cheap instant most of the time. I'll have the occasionally espresso at work, brew my own with a tiny little machine.


Occasional* Tongue
IainTIcon...17-12-2014 @ 11:09 
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Just got in to coffee a bit, probably a weekend thing though as there is nothing like the weekday 7am cup of tea the missus makes me.

Ordered a Bialetti 4 cup stovetop, waiting for it to be delivered. Been doing a bit of reading on how to use it. Will probably try and get away with pre-ground coffee. The aeropress looks interesting too, might get one for my birthday.
PhillippeHalterIcon...17-12-2014 @ 11:22 
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I used to be friends with a beautiful Slovakian girl who didn't speak English

She had huge fantastic tits and was a nice to be around

When she said "coffee" it meant she wanted me to bang her...

Oh wait there was one other English word she knew..."problem?"

I don't think she was very experienced but loved sex... Absolutely loved it. So much so if you slowed down or appeared tired she would say this word.

One day I had to be at a weightlifting competition to give out awards. I had worked all night and got zero sleep because at around about 5am, 6am and 6.30am I tried to get some sleep only to be asked "problem?"

It was a bloody long day that one


Never turn down "Coffee?"

It might well mean you get shagged to death by a European blonde with tits bigger than you head... "Problem?"
JohnGymIcon...17-12-2014 @ 11:37 
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Haha! Brilliant.
BaconWarriorIcon...19-12-2014 @ 10:12 
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Always black, no sugar for me thanks to 4 years of living away from home and repeatedly forgetting to buy milk/ sugar. Preferred brands are either Douwe egberts or the Nairobi java house ones if I get real stuff, instant probably kenco.

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