Prizes that are not what you thought they were
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| little_a |  | Prizes that are not what you thought they were | 09-07-2014 @ 08:52 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Just been reeding about the Magaluf sex video scandal - http://www.closeronline.co.uk/2014/07/magaluf-sex-video-parent... One part of the story that really cracked me up was 'The sordid video was filmed on a mobile phone at the event. The footage was posted on Facebook by bodybuilder Reece Martini and has since been shared more than 15,000 times. Explaining the video to his mates, Reece added: “A bird in magaluf apparently was promised a ‘holiday’ ... so she did the business. To cut a long story short ‘holiday’ was the name of a cocktail. Bottoms up.”' Reminds me of a case a while back where an employee sales incentive indicated the prize for the winner as a brand new car. The unfortunate winner never thought to question the obvious spelling mistake... http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/toyyoda.jpg She don't look happy. | ||
| JohnGym | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 09:43 |
 Hamstrings feel activated. Member 1107, 6964 posts SQ 220, BP 152.5, DL 252.5625.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Hahaha | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 09:54 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | This JohnGym said:Hahaha Seriously, cant feel sorry for that holiday slut. | ||
| JamieG | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 10:05 |
 Tom's CNS is better than steroids Member 2886, 2973 posts SQ 190, BP 122.5, DL 210522.5 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | It seems quite hard to find the uncensored version now. Who wants to see blurred out penis'! Here it is for educational purposes: http://m.vkmag.com/magazine/brits_meisje_speelt_stofzui... | ||
| little_a | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 10:13 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Looks like it's been removed  | ||
| granty | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 10:27 |
 hernia returning due to hobby of patient Member 1306, 1907 posts SQ 270, BP 202.5, DL 340812.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq | she must be a bit embarrassed now lol this kind of stuff is regular occurrence in places like that. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 10:29 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | I said:Looks like it's been removed Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew. "Do you know what a blowjob is?" She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. | ||
| VanillaGorilla | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 10:38 |
 the UK's leading expert in bio mechanics Member 1973, 7379 posts | little_a said: Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew. "Do you know what a blowjob is?" She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. Nicely done!  | ||
| brownbear | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 11:00 |
 Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | little_a said: Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew. "Do you know what a blowjob is?" She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. | ||
| beng30 | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 17:18 |
 Member 1149, 23 posts SQ 170, BP 110, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/71354 Very poor effort, seems like shes been told to just stick as many in her mouth as possible. Mildly amusing to see the lad that obviously isn't interested but his mates literaly drag it out for him. | ||
| beng30 | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 17:18 |
Member 1149, 23 posts SQ 170, BP 110, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 09.07.2014 @ 17:18 PM by beng30 double post | ||
| MrSmall | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 17:24 |
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | beng30 said:http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/71354 Very poor effort, seems like shes been told to just stick as many in her mouth as possible. Mildly amusing to see the lad that obviously isn't interested but his mates literaly drag it out for him. That's just weird and kind of dangerous. What if she has herpes? Your mates almost literally just gave you genital herpes. | ||
| beng30 | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 17:27 |
Member 1149, 23 posts SQ 170, BP 110, DL 240520.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | MrSmall said: That's just weird and kind of dangerous. What if she has herpes? Your mates almost literally just gave you genital herpes. Yep, always nice to know you can rely on your mates eh? | ||
| adamkeep | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 18:17 |
 a dork Member 1023, 846 posts | ONE OF MY FAVORITE STRONGMAN STORIES!!! In 2004 at the US 105kg nationals one of the events was a tire flip and sled drag. The sled was MASSIVE! It had a Harley Davidson and a bikini clad lady on top. We were told the winner of the even had a special prize coming their way and would see this amazing prize at the awards ceremony that night. Well I stood there on the podium that night as the winner of the tire/sled event (took 4th overall in my 2nd ever contest...no big deal) and was presented with a picture of a "Harley" that would be delivered to my house in the next 4-6 weeks!!!! I nearly s**t my pants thinking I was about to get a f**king HARLEY!!! I was a poor Airman making little to no money and funding a strongman habit, plus all normal expenses...I was going to sell this damn thing! Yeah...6 weeks later a tiny crate showed up at my door and inside was a damn MINI-CHOPPER that I had to put together. It was a Harly replica and I was the proud owner of it and a s**tload of disappointment. By the way...sold the damn thing. | ||
| unit94 | | ... | 09-07-2014 @ 18:20 |
 what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10443 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | adamkeep said:ONE OF MY FAVORITE STRONGMAN STORIES!!! In 2004 at the US 105kg nationals one of the events was a tire flip and sled drag. The sled was MASSIVE! It had a Harley Davidson and a bikini clad lady on top. We were told the winner of the even had a special prize coming their way and would see this amazing prize at the awards ceremony that night. Well I stood there on the podium that night as the winner of the tire/sled event (took 4th overall in my 2nd ever contest...no big deal) and was presented with a picture of a "Harley" that would be delivered to my house in the next 4-6 weeks!!!! I nearly s**t my pants thinking I was about to get a f**king HARLEY!!! I was a poor Airman making little to no money and funding a strongman habit, plus all normal expenses...I was going to sell this damn thing! Yeah...6 weeks later a tiny crate showed up at my door and inside was a damn MINI-CHOPPER that I had to put together. It was a Harly replica and I was the proud owner of it and a s**tload of disappointment. By the way...sold the damn thing. LMAO! | ||