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The_Lone_WolfIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:02 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
It does amuse me when medical practitioners look things up on Google in front of you!


At least my doc didn't go old school and use a search engine like "Ask Jeeves"

Then I would have filed am official complaint!
unit94Icon...04-07-2014 @ 14:03 
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JackRevans said:
did she want the mushroom tip?
also did you tell her you were addicted to the bodybuilding drug creatine and you use it to drown your sorrows?
alternately did you tell her that you were addicted to the bodybuilding drug carbs?


She possibly wanted the mushroom tip, she did rub my knee alot!

I told her I was addicted to glucosamine sulphate and that I had tribulus rage.
JackRevansIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:04 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
At least my doc didn't go old school and use a search engine like "Ask Jeeves"
Then I would have filed am official complaint!


and then they had another tab open for bebo. and one for habbo hotel.
The_Lone_WolfIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:06 
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unit94 said:
She possibly wanted the mushroom tip, she did rub my knee alot!
I told her I was addicted to glucosamine sulphate and that I had tribulus rage.


Those are the kind of lines that are guaranteed to get a female doctor leaving a snail trail of love!
JackRevansIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:07 
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one time a male doctor checked me for testicular cancer which involved touching both dong and balls
The_Lone_WolfIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:13 
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JackRevans said:one time a male doctor checked me for testicular cancer which involved touching both dong and balls


Was the dong fully inspected, or just accidently brushed a few times?

In terms of the sack, did they cup and rub it? Or just prod in disgust?

Asking for a friend...
JackRevansIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:15 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
Was the dong fully inspected, or just accidently brushed a few times?
In terms of the sack, did they cup and rub it? Or just prod in disgust?
Asking for a friend...


i dont want to talk about it
milsyIcon...04-07-2014 @ 14:51 
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My current gp is s**t hot e although I never go see her about anything lifting related just general health


Only thing is every time I go she says she need to update my records and asks me if I drink smoke take recreational drugs or steroids
I thaught this was normal but after speaking to friends they don't get asked every time they go I must just lol abit haggerd
WiegieboardIcon...04-07-2014 @ 15:34 
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JackRevans said:
and then they had another tab open for bebo. and one for habbo hotel.


Pools closed!
brownbearIcon...04-07-2014 @ 15:45 
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aaron_lohan said:How many strength athletes come through a doctor's door in an average week complaining of injuries? You can see why a doctor's training is more focused on important stuff such as illnesses and things that can kill people.
Sometimes I wonder if people start these threads to boast about their strength and manliness, like the ones where somebody complains they cant find decent clothes when they weigh 90kg.


This is true

I'm.a.doctor that lifts and I still.don't really care about meat head injuries all that much considering I mostly deal with people with real, medical life threatening conditions
brownbearIcon...04-07-2014 @ 15:46 
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Also, if you read the daily mail and use that to inform your views on doctors, you are in fact a c**t
JohnIconerm well04-07-2014 @ 15:52 
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Cuddles said:I wonder when it became a strongman badge of honour to slag off your doctor.

Those horrible, nasty individuals, ruining it for everyone!


Wow I think you may have read to much into my comment there.GP's great job especially considering the crap found in and such.I just thought her reaction was amusing. And she was actually quite help full. Not even sure how you came to the coclution I was slaggin her of tbh but hey Goosfafa :-) :-) :-) :-)
JohnIconfor04-07-2014 @ 16:01 
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aaron_lohan said:How many strength athletes come through a doctor's door in an average week complaining of injuries? You can see why a doctor's training is more focused on important stuff such as illnesses and things that can kill people.
Sometimes I wonder if people start these threads to boast about their strength and manliness, like the ones where somebody complains they cant find decent clothes when they weigh 90kg.


For Peter sake a guy put up a thought without being slated.if someone thinks lifting the weight I mentioned is manly fantastic I'll take that thanks.however I do actually think its relitivly light compeard to most lifters so thanks my ego massaged lol:-) :-) :-) :-) but seriously I went to the docters because I was scared I'd done something really bad and can't afford sport massage.or private pt .to be far I could have done that injury at work.and if I had would I been more entitled ???
McMuffin_GainsIcon...04-07-2014 @ 16:57 
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John said:
For Peter sake a guy put up a thought without being slated.if someone thinks lifting the weight I mentioned is manly fantastic I'll take that thanks.however I do actually think its relitivly light compeard to most lifters so thanks my ego massaged lol:-) :-) :-) :-) but seriously I went to the docters because I was scared I'd done something really bad and can't afford sport massage.or private pt .to be far I could have done that injury at work.and if I had would I been more entitled ???


It doesn't matter what you post or where you post it, there will always be some who interpret it differently or suspect an ulterior motive. I think it's obvious you weren't 'boasting' about your strength at 160kg, no offence, but you know perfectly well what i'm saying. Why would you boast here amongst others who pull 3-4 times that?

I was the one who started the 'dislike' thread and look at the mixed reviews that got. Did I start it specifically to brag that I lift weights and i'm a bit fat so I cant find clothes? No. I was just trying to engage some conversation. As a long time lurker and recent poster the board can be a bit sparse at times.

It's just a case of same s**t different subject when it comes to forums, people will always have different opinions on these matters but I don't see why some people feel compelled to comment when they offer zero contribution to the thread. I'm not pointing fingers here, i'm just generalising. It'll never change. Roll-Eyes
unit94Icon...04-07-2014 @ 17:18 
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McMuffin_Gains said:
It doesn't matter what you post or where you post it, there will always be some who interpret it differently or suspect an ulterior motive. I think it's obvious you weren't 'boasting' about your strength at 160kg, no offence, but you know perfectly well what i'm saying. Why would you boast here amongst others who pull 3-4 times that?
I was the one who started the 'dislike' thread and look at the mixed reviews that got. Did I start it specifically to brag that I lift weights and i'm a bit fat so I cant find clothes? No. I was just trying to engage some conversation. As a long time lurker and recent poster the board can be a bit sparse at times.
It's just a case of same s**t different subject when it comes to forums, people will always have different opinions on these matters but I don't see why some people feel compelled to comment when they offer zero contribution to the thread. I'm not pointing fingers here, i'm just generalising. It'll never change. Roll-Eyes


I almost bumped that thread as earlier i couldnt scratch my back so resorted to using a pen knife to try and reach lol!

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