What to do when lift hits a sticking point??
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| McMuffin_Gains |  | What to do when lift hits a sticking point?? | 25-09-2015 @ 20:10 |
 Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts | I can't go up, can't go down, pretty sure I'm stuck between two floors. Have tried ringing the alarm bell but it's Friday evening, pretty sure everyone has gone home for the weekend. | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 20:17 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | call the fire brigade mate | ||
| BenMac |  | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 20:56 |
 'Looks like Ben Affleck according to Pagan' Member 876, 2506 posts SQ 220, BP 140, DL 260620.0 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Reduce the weight, do some reps. | ||
| jwp | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 21:01 |
vhs porn Member 5081, 170 posts SQ 226, BP 160, DL 248634.0 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq | Find the inevitably pregnant lady stuck with you before s**t gets real. | ||
| unit94 | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 22:37 |
 what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10443 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | This is not what I expected | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 23:01 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | I already made a thread about this. Please go there after you somehow get out and document your experience | ||
| Fazc | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 23:03 |
 Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts | Just answer the door and see who it is. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 25-09-2015 @ 23:18 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22044 posts | JackRevans said: I already made a thread about this. Please go there after you somehow get out and document your experience I very much enjoyed that thread. | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 26-09-2015 @ 00:19 |
 No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Kill yourself? | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 26-09-2015 @ 02:32 |
 Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Time may heal all sticking points, but nothing heals time. When you throw a ball in the air at the top it's zerohero. Think about this as it takes a little longer to drain that lizard. | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 26-09-2015 @ 09:58 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | As both me and the wife have found out. If your with kids phone the fire service. If I hadn't I'd have been in the lift for 3hrs with my baby and 4year old. An he was enough. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 26-09-2015 @ 22:51 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22044 posts | Outcome? | ||
| McMuffin_Gains | | ... | 26-09-2015 @ 23:32 |
Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts | Well I took everyone's advice into consideration. Killing myself want an option, I'm nowhere near enough of a c**t to even consider such a thing, besides there was an inevitability pregnant lady with me who could of needed help at any moment. So I called the fire brigade, then took Billy's advice to drain the lizard. I now know this as an American slang term meaning 'to take a piss' however at the time I was aroused by the cleavage of the pregnant lady in her low cut top and was nursing a semi lob on, so naturally I took this to mean otherwise. I suggested to the lady that we may die together in this small claustrophobic metal box and perhaps we should enjoy each others company however the stress of the situation had put her into labour, she was gushing like a fountain and not in the way I first imagined. I realised the ensuing dilation would render my efforts futile, I would barely touch the sides, so I laid her on her back ripped off her clothes and began beating my "lizard" furiously. Moments later the lift doors opened and there stood 3 firemen watching in bewilderment and sheer disgust as I splooged all over the ladies huge engorged mammary's whilst she lay there screaming in agony. Needless to say I am now on bail for a host of offences thanks to the usual s**t advice from Sugden. You guys suck. | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 27-09-2015 @ 01:06 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Am I also misinterpreted. I thought you were stuck between lifts like weight lifts. Is this what's happening? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAW8wbN90GU | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 27-09-2015 @ 01:08 |
No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Should have just killed yourself... | ||