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sexymikehowarthIconWeightlifting Quotes that wind you up01-08-2012 @ 21:59 
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Okay... so looking at some of the lifting threads


The commentary of not only this Olympics, but previous Europeans and worlds


Is at times well... Inaccurate lol


Please input any memorable quotes from Goldstrum or Colin Bryce that you think are golden




If non spring to mind watch the lifting tomorrow and I'm sure you'll have some Grin


Hey we may aswell laugh about them! Happy
brownbearIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:00 
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"that weighs as much as 2 motorbikes...."


wait wut lol
sexymikehowarthIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:02 
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Canadian female lifter wins bronze

Colin says "this will probably be the only weightlifting medal they will ever get"


f**k me Col Canada loves you too! Grin



Also

On many occasions...


"I think I saw a bend in his arms there"


"He needed to get more of a swing of the bar to get that lift"
OwenLIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:04 
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They explained oscillation every f**kin 5 minutes, I know not everyone understands it (weightlifting) but come on. Its like explaining offside rule in football every game...we get it.
brownbearIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:06 
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"If he/she hadn't missed their first attempt, looks like there was loads more there"
WiganIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:06 
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Non Evans insists on referring to the lifter 'flicking' it up, sounds so f**kING EASY!!!!!
sexymikehowarthIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:06 
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"Weightlifting suits the smaller guy"

"He nearly passed out there" after a lifter has just mentally lost his line and just pulled the bar without receiving a clean

"That wasn't anywhere near if I'm honest" lifter narrowly fails a snatch

"I think there was a bit of a press out there" after a lifter nails a perfectly good jerk
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OwenL said:They explained oscillation every f**kin 5 minutes, I know not everyone understands it (weightlifting) but come on. Its like explaining offside rule in football every game...we get it.


That's because they both only learned about it two days ago, so they think they are clever explaining it!!
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Wigan said:
That's because they both only learned about it two days ago, so they think they are clever explaining it!!


Grin
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Lifter gets hammered by the clean and fails to stand up....

"ooh that was so close!"

Really???
OwenLIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:09 
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Wigan said:
That's because they both only learned about it two days ago, so they think they are clever explaining it!!


lol! Happy
sexymikehowarthIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:09 
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Wigan said:Non Evans insists on referring to the lifter 'flicking' it up, sounds so f**kING EASY!!!!!


Flicking it up???

Yeah I have heard that!

To describe driving through ones feet with maximal force in an attempt to extend fully and in the most explosive way possible to lift the most weight overhead/to the shoulders


Yeah ain't nothing but a flick

Oh my days this aint ping pong!
JamieGIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:11 
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I think resisting to comment on Seen Lee's underarm region deserves them both merit!
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The best was when Colin dissed this Cuban(I think) female lifter when she power cleaned her opener with '..she probably lacks the technical ability to do a full clean which takes years of training'. She then goes out for her second and does the most textbook full clean!
sexymikehowarthIcon...01-08-2012 @ 22:12 
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OwenL said:They explained oscillation every f**kin 5 minutes, I know not everyone understands it (weightlifting) but come on. Its like explaining offside rule in football every game...we get it.


Separate point but if you oscillate and you are not in the top 5 = failed to f**k

Up there and fighting for medals = strong weightlifting nation = oscillated to death



When I used to do my 140kg clean and jerks like in the video from west wythenshaw weightlifting club I would never have drees of oscillating the bar

Grin Grin Grin

Slight bend in the arms there

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