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JackRevansIconUrinating into the middle of the toilet03-11-2016 @ 08:09 
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Do aim your stream down into the water or onto the porcelain? I have always gone for the porcelain since I was a kid inorder to reduce the noise but im considering switching. I feel like it is more manly to be able to have a noisy straight into the water piss fpr everyone else to hear.

What are your thoughts on this? Are there any other pros and cons that I should be considering?
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...03-11-2016 @ 08:17 
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Splashback?
Luke82Icon...03-11-2016 @ 08:43 
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Normally trace my name out, as an opportunity to train both spelling and hand eye cooridination simultaneously, I accept that the stream will fall where it may.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...03-11-2016 @ 08:50 
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If I want to be quiet I aim for the porcelain.

Sometimes I use my stream to wash down bits of toilet paper that are stuck to the sides.
AdamTIcon...03-11-2016 @ 08:50 
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I sit down. High Estrogena!!!
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...03-11-2016 @ 08:54 
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We've previously discussed split streams haven't wee?
billynomatesIcon...03-11-2016 @ 08:57 
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Porcelain, i just find it more refined than a big messy splash into the water. I live in a rural area and have started to pee outside recently in order to save water and help the environment
WiegieboardIcon...03-11-2016 @ 09:15 
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If you watch carefully, white bowl isn't quite as tidy as we all think but it really is so much more quiet. in the last 2 years I've done more of a switch to the right down the middle of the target in my own time, especially if thee's been some alcohol.
Does feel great to make some noise.
JohnGymIcon...03-11-2016 @ 09:34 
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I've done the experiment on this and I know the answer.
My brother has a wooden box next to his toilet.
I went pissing in his toilet during some party or other and in an attempt to minimise piss noise I aimed porcelain. The splash back onto the box next to the toilet was immediate and horrific. I switched instantly to the water and the splash back ended.

Summary:
Water - Noise, No splash back
Porcelain - No Noise, Splashback.

Conclusion:
In your own home, hit the water.
Anywhere else hit the porcelain unless you actually like the toilet owner enough not to inadvertently piss on his furniture/floor
jwpIcon...03-11-2016 @ 09:34 
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I was 27 when i learned that other men also sometimes have a split stream, i honestly thought i had something wrong going on
slimsimIcon...03-11-2016 @ 09:39 
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JohnGym said:I've done the experiment on this and I know the answer.
My brother has a wooden box next to his toilet.
I went pissing in his toilet during some party or other and in an attempt to minimise piss noise I aimed porcelain. The splash back onto the box next to the toilet was immediate and horrific. I switched instantly to the water and the splash back ended.

Summary:
Water - Noise, No splash back
Porcelain - No Noise, Splashback.

Conclusion:
In your own home, hit the water.
Anywhere else hit the porcelain unless you actually like the toilet owner enough not to inadvertently piss on his furniture/floor


This is a revelation as I've always associated noise with splashback. I'm switching to aiming for the water!!!

That said, being old, lazy and using every opportunity to look at my phone I now often just sit down, even if it is for only 30-seconds. Splashback totally eradicated!
The_Lone_WolfIcon...03-11-2016 @ 10:29 
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AdamT said:I sit down. High Estrogena!!!


Clitor?
AdamTIcon...03-11-2016 @ 10:35 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
Clitor?


No balls! they have shrunk that hard due to mega dosing testosterone!!

Who needs sexual organs when you have shredded guns.
scruffmcbuffIcon...03-11-2016 @ 11:26 
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I use pissing dead center in the water so i know im on target in the dark.
AdamTIcon...03-11-2016 @ 11:29 
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If you piss on the floor and you are wearing socks. Just wipe it with your foot!!

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