Sporting double entendres
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| b15ape1 |  | Sporting double entendres | 24-10-2015 @ 20:26 |
 British bum sex champ Member 450, 1796 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq | An old thread from the past...made me chuckle  1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew." 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!" 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,were's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday." 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this" 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey |  | ... | 24-10-2015 @ 20:29 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22406 posts | Loal!!! | ||
| b15ape1 | | ... | 24-10-2015 @ 20:34 |
British bum sex champ Member 450, 1796 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq | No. 7 always been a favourite!! | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 24-10-2015 @ 20:44 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22406 posts | 4 | ||
| McMuffin_Gains | | ... | 24-10-2015 @ 20:45 |
 Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts | Post Edited: 24.10.2015 @ 20:46 PM by McMuffin_Gains This reminds me of Radio 1's innuendo bingo. A lot of Radio 1 listeners think it's rubbish.I on the other hand happen to think most of Radio 1 is rubbish but actually find the simple stupid humour of a good double entendres very amusing. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 24-10-2015 @ 21:16 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | |||
| Rick | | ... | 25-10-2015 @ 12:43 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10040 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | I believe "the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey" actually happened. | ||
| Flash | | ... | 25-10-2015 @ 17:07 |
 King of the impossible Member 3130, 2082 posts SQ 310, BP 200, DL 310820.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq | Commentator in the Australia v Argentina game just said "he would of preferred it 6 inches deeper" | ||
| Luke82 | | ... | 25-10-2015 @ 17:47 |
 Enjoys his parents fully stocked fridge. Member 3476, 868 posts SQ 170, BP 136, DL 217.5523.5 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq | I liked the racehorse called Hoof Hearted. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 25-10-2015 @ 17:50 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22406 posts | There was a snooker one about a player being too old the get his leg over so preferred to use his left hand instead. | ||
| Robbo91 | | ... | 25-10-2015 @ 18:40 |
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq | Luke82 said:I liked the racehorse called Hoof Hearted. There was one called Sofa Can Fast, but after realising how that sounded when said quickly in an Irish accent the name had to be changed. | ||
| KevC86 | | ... | 26-10-2015 @ 12:13 |
 Member 5141, 4470 posts SQ 300, BP 180, DL 350830.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | McMuffin_Gains said:This reminds me of Radio 1's innuendo bingo. A lot of Radio 1 listeners think it's rubbish. I on the other hand happen to think most of Radio 1 is rubbish but actually find the simple stupid humour of a good double entendres very amusing. Im a big fan of Rachel Riley on there. Mmmmmm | ||