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matthewvc | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 15:36 | |
‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3207 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said: Take that Ringo and Paul. haha maybe it was pissing about at the crossing near the studio like the tourists do recreating the abbey road cover and got flattened by a deliveroo lunatic. | ||
FAT_SAM | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 16:10 | |
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | I was in the car the other day (wife was driving) and she managed to somehow run the mother in law over. She needed a hip replacement as a result of it (it was f**ked anyway but this incident made it that little bit worse). She has also killed a seagull. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 16:27 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11324 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | FAT_SAM said:I was in the car the other day (wife was driving) and she managed to somehow run the mother in law over. She needed a hip replacement as a result of it (it was f**ked anyway but this incident made it that little bit worse). She has also killed a seagull. This is actually quite an exciting post! Absolutely has to be the winner so far! | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 17:06 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22018 posts | Is it OK to admit to LOALing at FAT_SAM's post, or could it lead to a train station encounter? | ||
FAT_SAM | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 01:25 | |
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | Wiegieboard said: This is actually quite an exciting post! Absolutely has to be the winner so far! Exciting as in you're weirdly turned on by the idea of a pretty girl running over a seagull or exciting as in not an everyday story. Under normal circumstances this wouldn't even enter my head, but it is you, Neill. It's ok to admit LOALing Wayne, she is quite possibly better off for it. Bypass the waiting list and all that s**t. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 01:36 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11324 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | It was the mother in law and hip replacement that did it for me. In the small town where I live, that's be front page news and the talk of the shops and pub for weeks! I can only hope she's feeling better with her new hip and that it helps her to move around easier in the long run. I havent seen many seagulls where I stay but there are an obscene amount of flat grouse and pheasants at the moment. If I was American, I'd likely be taking them for tea. | ||
FAT_SAM | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 02:09 | |
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | Thanks bro. I'll pass on your regards. The wife will find this funny when I show her in the morning, too. Especially with the thread title ha ha. Where I am seagulls are plentiful. They get massive too. Maybe I need to stop feeding them oxy laced jam tarts. | ||
chubbman | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 04:22 | |
Another 'hardcore gym'. Yay. Member 4858, 88 posts SQ 120, BP 75, DL 165360.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq | pigeon, rabbit, cat, badger, reversed in to my best mate trapping him between mine and another car... beat that | ||
slimsim | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 08:07 | |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6050 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | chubbman said:pigeon, rabbit, cat, badger, reversed in to my best mate trapping him between mine and another car... beat that Beat that??........it's already been beaten. A mother in law trumps a mate. It's the equivalent of you having a high set of pairs versus Sams decent straight flush in poker. Just to point out, had his wife run over herself or Sam himself it'd be royal flush territory! Sam, I hope your mum or your wife's mum (I couldn't tell whose mum it was due to the way it read and the fact that you wrote it) is ok? My mum had a hip replacement last year and was in quite a bit of pain for a good 6-weeks. Just when she started to think it'd never feel 100% it got better......and then she had a knee replacement, which seems to need to much longer replacement and has taken a good 10 weeks so far and is still needing plenty of pain killer! For the purpose of the thread, neither me nor my missus were the cause of the hip or knee replacement!!! | ||
chubbman | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 20:15 | |
Another 'hardcore gym'. Yay. Member 4858, 88 posts SQ 120, BP 75, DL 165360.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq | slimsim said: Beat that??........it's already been beaten. A mother in law trumps a mate. It's the equivalent of you having a high set of pairs versus Sams decent straight flush in poker. Just to point out, had his wife run over herself or Sam himself it'd be royal flush territory! Sam, I hope your mum or your wife's mum (I couldn't tell whose mum it was due to the way it read and the fact that you wrote it) is ok? My mum had a hip replacement last year and was in quite a bit of pain for a good 6-weeks. Just when she started to think it'd never feel 100% it got better......and then she had a knee replacement, which seems to need to much longer replacement and has taken a good 10 weeks so far and is still needing plenty of pain killer! For the purpose of the thread, neither me nor my missus were the cause of the hip or knee replacement!!! i know, i didn't read through thread before posting, he lived the dream running over the mother in law lol | ||
billynomates | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 22:43 | |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | I ran over my neighbour's dog last year. I didn't stop or get out, even though there was a witness present. It was the dog's fault so f**k him, he was one of those little terriers that think they can take on a car. I slowed down to a crawl but the pugnacious pooch still ended up going under the wheel. I've had to avoid the neighbour in public ever since. | ||
JohnGym | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 23:07 | |
Hamstrings feel activated. Member 1107, 6964 posts SQ 220, BP 152.5, DL 252.5625.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | billynomates said:I ran over my neighbour's dog last year. I didn't stop or get out, even though there was a witness present. It was the dog's fault so f**k him, he was one of those little terriers that think they can take on a car. I slowed down to a crawl but the pugnacious pooch still ended up going under the wheel. I've had to avoid the neighbour in public ever since. Haha ffs! I would definitely burn your house down whilst you slept if that was my dog! | ||
JohnGym | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 23:12 | |
Hamstrings feel activated. Member 1107, 6964 posts SQ 220, BP 152.5, DL 252.5625.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Sorry, to clarify, did you murder the dog or just injure it? | ||
billynomates | ... | 19-04-2017 @ 23:42 | |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | JohnGym said:Sorry, to clarify, did you murder the dog or just injure it? It died, technically it was manslaughter (or the canine equivalent). I thought slowing down to 5 km/h would give the little bas***d a chance to get out of the way, but he was insistent on dying! | ||
FAT_SAM | ... | 20-04-2017 @ 02:10 | |
more like 'FAT TROLL' Member 984, 6331 posts SQ 420, BP 260, DL 3351015.0 kgs @ 165kgs UnEq | chubbman said: i know, i didn't read through thread before posting, he lived the dream running over the mother in law lol Just to clarify guys, it was the wife that ran over her own mother. So my mother in law. It counts for the purpose of this thread. Lol. Also, thank you for the concern, she has had the surgery - a successful hip replacement - and is making a decent recovery already. | ||