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FatpeteIcon...27-09-2007 @ 18:54 
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Originally posted by little_a...
No one with half a brain would believe that.


No-one. Don't be so sure.

In my version I act as fluffer. In the kneeling position and with my Brad Pitt mask on the top of my head, I prepare the girls for LittleA's "showman" performance. Titch pulls 'em clear, administers smelling salts and brandy and sends them to the back of the queue again. In your versions I am either in bed with Titch or dead. bas***ds. Unless I forget, I 'll remember this.
TitchIcon...27-09-2007 @ 19:11 
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Originally posted by Fatpete...
Originally posted by little_a...
No one with half a brain would believe that.


No-one. Don't be so sure.

In my version I act as fluffer. In the kneeling position and with my Brad Pitt mask on the top of my head, I prepare the girls for LittleA's "showman" performance. Titch pulls 'em clear, administers smelling salts and brandy and sends them to the back of the queue again. In your versions I am either in bed with Titch or dead. bas***ds. Unless I forget, I 'll remember this.

Being in bed with Titch is a delight. Don't sneer at it.
SparrowIcon...27-09-2007 @ 20:16 
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LMFAO!

You guys are not reet!

Made my day though Grin

I liked Titch's version of events better too if I'm honest, they seemed much more believable than yours AndyTongue Grin

Pete, don't worry, Andy will remind you in a few years when you forget - like he always does!Grin
little_aIcon...28-09-2007 @ 11:21 
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Looks like big Phil is becoming famous.
http://www.mkivsupraownersclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116...
Hope these geeks stay close to their penis extensions lest one of them should piss off the 'mighty Parker' and end up being spit roasted with their own newly severed arms.
badboy007Icon...28-09-2007 @ 12:04 
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lol, wtf? Who is supasteve?

Fcuking weird mate tbh!
little_aIcon...28-09-2007 @ 12:21 
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Supra Steve is one of my gaffers. A decent enough fellow, but has a penchant for pink shirts, sexy cars and crisp. Made an honourary member of the chippy Saturday brigade by Fat Pete some time ago. The guy eats like a bas***d, doesnt exercise AT ALL and has bad knees. Thats pretty much it. Oh, he helps me load my car up with 'borrowed' stuff from work, which for a boss is pretty f**king cool.
littlersbossIcon...28-09-2007 @ 14:44 
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Originally posted by badboy007...
lol, wtf? Who is supasteve?

Fcuking weird mate tbh!


as the post from littlea quite rightly says i'm one of bosses from his works, I eat too much and don't train at all, never used to be like this , only since I met andy has it gone down hill.
TonyIcon...28-09-2007 @ 14:47 
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Post Edited: 28.09.2007 @ 14:51 PM
Andy are you aware that when the bulls**t filter is applied your journal contains 2 posts.

Thats f**king class.
little_aIcon...28-09-2007 @ 15:01 
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Originally posted by Tony...
Andy are you aware that when the bulls**t filter is applied your journal contains 2 posts.

Thats f**king class.

I tried it yesterday and was quite shamed. To make it worse they were really wankie sessions too. I like to think that I was dedicated when I was youngerGrin
little_aIcon...01-10-2007 @ 08:27 
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28/09/07

Cln pull
50 for 3 sets of 3
70 for 2 sets of 3
90 for 3
110 for 2
130 for 2
150 for 2
170 for 2
185 for 10 sets of 2
Fronties
60 for 2 sets of 3
100 for 3
140 for 3
180 for 3

No gay stuff. Just business
badboy007Icon...01-10-2007 @ 10:12 
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Aghh, thought it was a random!

Having ur boss on here is pretty cool!

Can Suprasteve have his own log? Maybe detailing the inevitable racing and drifting that comes with owning a Supra?

What model is it? I believe there is a 3 litre normally aspirated one and a turbo'd one.
little_aIcon...01-10-2007 @ 10:57 
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Originally posted by badboy007...
Aghh, thought it was a random!

Having ur boss on here is pretty cool!

In fairness he's not a bad gaffer. He signs my OT and expenses off, some of which I've actually done. Also helps me load my car up with dodgy work gear too.

Can Suprasteve have his own log? Maybe detailing the inevitable racing and drifting that comes with owning a Supra?

He dont need a log mate. He doesnt sweat. He goes to yoga on Wednesdays. Him, his brother in law and 30 women all farting and falling asleep together. Not sure if it would make a readable log, but I'll ask him.

What model is it? I believe there is a 3 litre normally aspirated one and a turbo'd one
Not got a clue. It goes from 0-60 across the car park... every f**king timeEmbarassed
littlersbossIcon...01-10-2007 @ 11:21 
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Originally posted by little_a...
Originally posted by badboy007...
Aghh, thought it was a random!

Having ur boss on here is pretty cool!

In fairness he's not a bad gaffer. He signs my OT and expenses off, some of which I've actually done. Also helps me load my car up with dodgy work gear too.

Can Suprasteve have his own log? Maybe detailing the inevitable racing and drifting that comes with owning a Supra?

He dont need a log mate. He doesnt sweat. He goes to yoga on Wednesdays. Him, his brother in law and 30 women all farting and falling asleep together. Not sure if it would make a readable log, but I'll ask him.

What model is it? I believe there is a 3 litre normally aspirated one and a turbo'd one
Not got a clue. It goes from 0-60 across the car park... every f**king timeEmbarassed


Andy , what do you mean 'some of which I have done?' you been putting in false claims? need to look at that today sometime!

As far as my own log is concerned I agree with andy , the only things I could report on is how far I can stretch my hamstrings on a warior pose or back curve on a cobra.

The supra is a 3.0 litre n/a Jap import which when I've had a bad day I take andy out in it and scare the s**t out of him, Cheers my day up!
badboy007Icon...01-10-2007 @ 11:24 
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Sounds good, without turning this into 2fast2furious, whats the ins like? They are tasty vehicles Wink
little_aIcon...01-10-2007 @ 11:28 
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Originally posted by littlersboss...
The supra is a 3.0 litre n/a Jap import which when I've had a bad day I take andy out in it and scare the s**t out of him, Cheers my day up!

That cheers you up? You know what cheers me up? Listening to company policy on carbon footprints and how much we can do to help the environment, then going round all the toilets and leaving the lights on. YEAH! THAT's RIGHT. IT'S METongue

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