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little_aIconPrizes that are not what you thought they were09-07-2014 @ 08:52 
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Just been reeding about the Magaluf sex video scandal -
http://www.closeronline.co.uk/2014/07/magaluf-sex-video-parent...

One part of the story that really cracked me up was 'The sordid video was filmed on a mobile phone at the event. The footage was posted on Facebook by bodybuilder Reece Martini and has since been shared more than 15,000 times.

Explaining the video to his mates, Reece added: “A bird in magaluf apparently was promised a ‘holiday’ ... so she did the business. To cut a long story short ‘holiday’ was the name of a cocktail. Bottoms up.”'


Reminds me of a case a while back where an employee sales incentive indicated the prize for the winner as a brand new car. The unfortunate winner never thought to question the obvious spelling mistake...
http://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/toyyoda.jpg

She don't look happy.
JohnGymIcon...09-07-2014 @ 09:43 
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Hahaha
dannyboy73Icon...09-07-2014 @ 09:54 
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JohnGym said:Hahaha


Seriously, cant feel sorry for that holiday slut.
JamieGIcon...09-07-2014 @ 10:05 
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It seems quite hard to find the uncensored version now. Who wants to see blurred out penis'!

Here it is for educational purposes:
http://m.vkmag.com/magazine/brits_meisje_speelt_stofzui...
little_aIcon...09-07-2014 @ 10:13 
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Looks like it's been removed Unhappy
grantyIcon...09-07-2014 @ 10:27 
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she must be a bit embarrassed now lol this kind of stuff is regular occurrence in places like that.
little_aIcon...09-07-2014 @ 10:29 
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I said:Looks like it's been removed Unhappy


Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time.
VanillaGorillaIcon...09-07-2014 @ 10:38 
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little_a said:
Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time.


Nicely done! Grin
brownbearIcon...09-07-2014 @ 11:00 
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little_a said:
Found it on Redtube. She hardly does a good job, but I am naive. Some years back the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.
I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?"
She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time.


Grin Grin
beng30Icon...09-07-2014 @ 17:18 
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http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/71354

Very poor effort, seems like shes been told to just stick as many in her mouth as possible. Mildly amusing to see the lad that obviously isn't interested but his mates literaly drag it out for him.
beng30Icon...09-07-2014 @ 17:18 
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Post Edited: 09.07.2014 @ 17:18 PM by beng30
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MrSmallIcon...09-07-2014 @ 17:24 
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beng30 said:http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/71354

Very poor effort, seems like shes been told to just stick as many in her mouth as possible. Mildly amusing to see the lad that obviously isn't interested but his mates literaly drag it out for him.


That's just weird and kind of dangerous. What if she has herpes? Your mates almost literally just gave you genital herpes.
beng30Icon...09-07-2014 @ 17:27 
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That's just weird and kind of dangerous. What if she has herpes? Your mates almost literally just gave you genital herpes.


Yep, always nice to know you can rely on your mates eh?
adamkeepIcon...09-07-2014 @ 18:17 
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ONE OF MY FAVORITE STRONGMAN STORIES!!! In 2004 at the US 105kg nationals one of the events was a tire flip and sled drag. The sled was MASSIVE! It had a Harley Davidson and a bikini clad lady on top. We were told the winner of the even had a special prize coming their way and would see this amazing prize at the awards ceremony that night. Well I stood there on the podium that night as the winner of the tire/sled event (took 4th overall in my 2nd ever contest...no big deal) and was presented with a picture of a "Harley" that would be delivered to my house in the next 4-6 weeks!!!! I nearly s**t my pants thinking I was about to get a f**king HARLEY!!! I was a poor Airman making little to no money and funding a strongman habit, plus all normal expenses...I was going to sell this damn thing! Yeah...6 weeks later a tiny crate showed up at my door and inside was a damn MINI-CHOPPER that I had to put together. It was a Harly replica and I was the proud owner of it and a s**tload of disappointment.

By the way...sold the damn thing.
unit94Icon...09-07-2014 @ 18:20 
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adamkeep said:ONE OF MY FAVORITE STRONGMAN STORIES!!! In 2004 at the US 105kg nationals one of the events was a tire flip and sled drag. The sled was MASSIVE! It had a Harley Davidson and a bikini clad lady on top. We were told the winner of the even had a special prize coming their way and would see this amazing prize at the awards ceremony that night. Well I stood there on the podium that night as the winner of the tire/sled event (took 4th overall in my 2nd ever contest...no big deal) and was presented with a picture of a "Harley" that would be delivered to my house in the next 4-6 weeks!!!! I nearly s**t my pants thinking I was about to get a f**king HARLEY!!! I was a poor Airman making little to no money and funding a strongman habit, plus all normal expenses...I was going to sell this damn thing! Yeah...6 weeks later a tiny crate showed up at my door and inside was a damn MINI-CHOPPER that I had to put together. It was a Harly replica and I was the proud owner of it and a s**tload of disappointment.

By the way...sold the damn thing.


LMAO!

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