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Tannhauser | Painful incident today | 20-09-2008 @ 18:49 | |
fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Not that it's of any consequence, but I thought I would share an unusual incident with you. After the gym and a haircut, in a spirit of gay abandon I decided to forgo my underpants and wear only my voluminous shorts for the afternoon. Mrs Tannhauser had made me a delicious bacon and cheese ciabatta, so I grabbed the folding sunlounger and began unfolding it on the patio. Suddenly, I was interrupted by a sharp pain from my undercarriage, the result of trapping my scrotal sac in the space where the metal frame hinged. In my frantic effort to extricate myself, I managed only to jam the skin in further. It was difficult to move anywhere without tearing the skin off, but with Mrs T.'s help, I was able to gently lower the sunlounger to ground level. Although standing at an uncomfortable angle, it was then possible to divine the mechanism more calmly, resulting in a painful but ultimately successful escape. Although my knackers look like a Dobermann has had a nip at them, there doesn't seem to be lasting damage. If I had actually caught a bollock in there, it would have been different, and a whole world of pain. Anyway, as this is the first time I have caught my sack in anything for some years, I thought I would share it as a cautionary tale. I am afraid that pictorial or video evidence are not available; my pen-picture will have to suffice. | ||
Rick | ... | 20-09-2008 @ 18:59 | |
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10032 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | OUCH | ||
Joni | ... | 20-09-2008 @ 19:07 | |
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | this story could have used some photos... | ||
Tannhauser | ... | 20-09-2008 @ 19:59 | |
fighting woo with woo Member 206, 1491 posts SQ 227.5, BP 165, DL 260652.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Joni said: this story could have used some photos... Sorry. Mrs.T might well have fetched the camera if I hadn't have been shouting "Aaah,aah, aaaah" and so on. And I don't think the world (and especially any of my students)needs a photo of my knackers. | ||
Carl | ... | 20-09-2008 @ 22:02 | |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL cliff you are an absoloute legend | ||
brynevans | ... | 21-09-2008 @ 16:12 | |
Scotbasher - forever Member 59, 2115 posts | Almost a "Something about Mary" incident then? | ||