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TannhauserIconPainful incident today20-09-2008 @ 18:49 
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Not that it's of any consequence, but I thought I would share an unusual incident with you. After the gym and a haircut, in a spirit of gay abandon I decided to forgo my underpants and wear only my voluminous shorts for the afternoon. Mrs Tannhauser had made me a delicious bacon and cheese ciabatta, so I grabbed the folding sunlounger and began unfolding it on the patio.

Suddenly, I was interrupted by a sharp pain from my undercarriage, the result of trapping my scrotal sac in the space where the metal frame hinged. In my frantic effort to extricate myself, I managed only to jam the skin in further. It was difficult to move anywhere without tearing the skin off, but with Mrs T.'s help, I was able to gently lower the sunlounger to ground level. Although standing at an uncomfortable angle, it was then possible to divine the mechanism more calmly, resulting in a painful but ultimately successful escape.

Although my knackers look like a Dobermann has had a nip at them, there doesn't seem to be lasting damage. If I had actually caught a bollock in there, it would have been different, and a whole world of pain.

Anyway, as this is the first time I have caught my sack in anything for some years, I thought I would share it as a cautionary tale. I am afraid that pictorial or video evidence are not available; my pen-picture will have to suffice.
RickIcon...20-09-2008 @ 18:59 
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OUCH
JoniIcon...20-09-2008 @ 19:07 
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this story could have used some photos...
TannhauserIcon...20-09-2008 @ 19:59 
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Joni said:
this story could have used some photos...


Sorry.

Mrs.T might well have fetched the camera if I hadn't have been shouting "Aaah,aah, aaaah" and so on. And I don't think the world (and especially any of my students)needs a photo of my knackers.
CarlIcon...20-09-2008 @ 22:02 
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LOL

cliff you are an absoloute legend Grin Grin
brynevansIcon...21-09-2008 @ 16:12 
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Almost a "Something about Mary" incident then?
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