Opinions on a strange sensation

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Big_silly_man_Dan		Opinions on a strange sensation	10-01-2008 @ 16:37
sold boar a shit car Member 27, 209 posts SQ 220, BP 170, DL 240 630.0 kgs @ 119kgs UnEq	Ok, this is something that has been niggling me for months, but as anyone who knows me knows I have not seen a Doctor since I was about 6 years old. Ok, I have a strange sensation occasionally which is hard to describe, but the sensation seems to run down my body and through my left testicle. I'm not kidding. I get it when I stand up, but I can't call it pain it's more mildly irritating, sort of an awareness of it. I doubt that it's anything serious as I've had it for months and months and it's never got any worse. It's worse today than normal, and last night was Deadlifts. I don't know if there is a connection. Any ideas ?

AndyH		...	10-01-2008 @ 16:58
Member 143, 237 posts SQ 340, BP 245, DL 310 895.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq	Any lumps or masses around your groin or belly button area? (queue the belly and bag jokes) I only ask as the sensation sounds very similar to the one I had with my hernia & deadlifting was a factor in the pain with mine as well.

Boar		...	10-01-2008 @ 17:04
Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator	Leave me all your weights , pushbikes ,rack and exercise stuff

brynevans		...	10-01-2008 @ 18:23
Scotbasher - forever Member 59, 2115 posts	Perhaps getting your secretary to give it a massage when you're stood up might bring on this strange sensation again?

little_a		...	10-01-2008 @ 18:44
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Is it kind of like a sneeze that you just cant control?

Big_silly_man_Dan		...	11-01-2008 @ 11:10
sold boar a shit car Member 27, 209 posts SQ 220, BP 170, DL 240 630.0 kgs @ 119kgs UnEq	No lumps or anything of that description. Everything seems fine, which is why I have ignored it. The secretary didn't mention anything unusual whilst exploring bits that I can't see. I can't control any of my sneezes LOL, and they are true buffoon type sneezes too where everything in the vicinity gets covered in goo...they are especially inconvenient whilst on the motorbike when I plaster the inside of the visor.

dr_hazbun		...	28-01-2009 @ 07:26
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250 635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq	hi. sometimes a hernia can produce symptoms eg that dragging sensation you describe without manifesting itself as an obvious mass. Hernia is still the most likely dianosis I'd say. That or your testicles have started to come down after all these years.


Fatpete		...	28-01-2009 @ 07:41
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17862 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	Go and see a doctor you big, fat-woman's clitoris. I have always found you to be an entertaining and extremely likeable chap, your death would sadden me.

little_a		...	28-01-2009 @ 07:59
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	dr_hazbun said: hi. sometimes a hernia can produce symptoms eg that dragging sensation you describe without manifesting itself as an obvious mass. Hernia is still the most likely dianosis I'd say. That or your testicles have started to come down after all these years. 1 year and 17 days later you offer a diagnosis??? WTF? You have to be NHS doc?

Rob		...	28-01-2009 @ 09:11
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	LOL!!

dr_hazbun		...	28-01-2009 @ 18:11
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250 635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq	little_a said: dr_hazbun said: hi. sometimes a hernia can produce symptoms eg that dragging sensation you describe without manifesting itself as an obvious mass. Hernia is still the most likely dianosis I'd say. That or your testicles have started to come down after all these years. 1 year and 17 days later you offer a diagnosis??? WTF? You have to be NHS doc? double LOL!!

Boar		...	29-01-2009 @ 11:29
Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator	dan , you dont have long to live , make the most of it !! you want the truth ...? you cant handle the truth ! As the forums only real doctor , im diagnosing a hernia.

Mon		...	29-01-2009 @ 12:21
Quite a funny Mon Member 371, 186 posts SQ 210, BP 172.5, DL 250 632.5 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq	A mate of mine used to have a problem where the hole somewhere in his spine was too tight for the nerve and it gave him uncomfortable shooting pains down into his nutsack. Im not a doctor, but he was always going on about his nuts.

AndyH		...	29-01-2009 @ 13:35
Member 143, 237 posts SQ 340, BP 245, DL 310 895.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq	Why does this remind me of an old joke ====================================== Joe was in great shape, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When the pain became unbearable, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally found a doctor who provided a solution. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition. Your testicles sit unnaturally close to your coccyx, the base of your spine. The close proximity creates migraine headaches. The only way to relieve the pain is to remove the testicles. " Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation, the pain was gone, but he felt ugly and deformed. As he walked down the street, he realized that he needed an ego boost. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That should help - a new suit!" He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The young salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44 long?" Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job sir" replied the salesman. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!" The salesman eyed Joe then said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve, 16 and a half neck..." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "It's my job sir" came the familiar reply. Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. The salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and agreed. The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see, nine-and-a-half?" Joe was astonished. The salesman was right again. Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure, new underwear might help" The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 40." Joe laughed smugly, "No way, I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old!" The shocked salesman shook his head, "You can't possibly wear a size 32 sir! Wearing underwear that tight would press your testicals up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!"

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