New beard wearer, some observations.
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| The_Lechamotive |  | New beard wearer; some observations. | 17-08-2014 @ 15:09 |
 balls one size too big Member 338, 604 posts SQ 175, BP 130, DL 210515.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 17.08.2014 @ 15:09 PM by The_Lechamotive Since growing a beard I have noticed several changes in my day-to-day life:* Strangers seem friendlier and more respectful * Women are more flirtatious * I generally feel 100% more manly 70% of the time * I seem to smell better in the mornings * I have a winning 'can do' attitude to life Are all of these side effects coincidence or typical by products of beardiness? Also will they increase with beard volume? Many thanks in advance for any insights. | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 15:11 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 18309 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | It is not coincidence | ||
| billynomates |  | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 16:10 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | Beards fulfill the same function as a Lion's mane, making the wearer seem bigger and more fearful, thus commanding respect. And Lionesses really dig a big thick mane | ||
| glen_danbury | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 17:09 |
 Member 735, 1193 posts SQ 220, BP 135, DL 235590.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | billynomates said:Beards fulfill the same function as a Lion's mane, making the wearer seem bigger and more fearful, thus commanding respect. And Lionesses really dig a big thick mane how come the opposite is true when talking pubes? | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 17:15 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11368 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | The_Lechamotive said: Also will they increase with beard volume? YES! [IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/231h55.jpg[/IMG] | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 17:16 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3003 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | I went to a wedding reception last night and my beard seemed to be the first thing people wanted to talk about. Beards are a very in thing at the moment, but not everyone has the desire or dedication to grow one. | ||
| John | | lol | 17-08-2014 @ 17:33 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | That brilliant :-) | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 18:23 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 18309 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Is it just me or is there a hint of Boris Johnson in there ? | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 18:27 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Wiegie are you moonfacing there? | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 19:00 |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11368 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | I wish I was as well off as that f**ker Johnson is. I can't believe he's only 20 years older than I am. So much swag. [IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/1zoe2au.jpg[/IMG] Jack my beard is only 10mm long. Underneath it there is a full moonface flourishing. | ||
| milsy | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 20:04 |
 Ne n coner a fuickex .ay ouse part we .be Member 1425, 4647 posts SQ 340, BP 227.5, DL 335902.5 kgs @ 125kgs UnEq | I cant seem to remember what life was like before having beard | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 17-08-2014 @ 20:16 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 18309 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Wiegieboard said: Jack my beard is only 10mm long. My hat is off to any man who knows his beard length to the millimetre. Very well played Sir. | ||
| The_Lechamotive | | ... | 20-08-2014 @ 17:05 |
balls one size too big Member 338, 604 posts SQ 175, BP 130, DL 210515.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I know my penis length to the nearest mm | ||
| Luuuuuukey | | ... | 20-08-2014 @ 17:07 |
 Hill sprints are fun! Member 731, 3253 posts SQ 200, BP 127.5, DL 232.5560.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | I'm not too sure I like the use of the term 'beard wearer'. One simply wears a t-shirt, whereas one has to show a patience, care and passion to sport a fully formed follicle forest. Maybe 'beard cultivator' or 'face fur farmer' would have been more appropriate? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 20-08-2014 @ 22:01 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 18309 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | The_Lechamotive said:I know my penis length to the nearest mm That must be quite difficult. Mine varies considerably | ||