Last day at work and ACCIDENTALLY left them a present!

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Funky_monkey		Last day at work and ACCIDENTALLY left them a present!	09-09-2016 @ 13:52
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	DYING for a st, can't keep it in. Bit the bullet and went in for a dump and flush. Pulled the chain - NO water in the cistern. Opened the back, nothing wrong. Emptied the bin to fill it with water from the tap. After about a cup, nothing comes out. Had to spray tons of air freshener, quickly pray (or hope) and walk out. Turns out I just left a massive stinker in the toilets for them on what may possibly be my last day working in the UK! Well, this is after all a random bullst thread. Just thought I'd share some random s**t with you all. Anything like this ever happened at work to you guys?

CAJ		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:02
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350 895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq	So what your saying is you left them a big smelly log?

Funky_monkey		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:16
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	CAJ said:So what your saying is you left them a big smelly log? Yup! My manager who told me I'm not needed next week didn't even bother to say good bye to me when she left at lunch (walked straight past me) then called when she forgot her train tickets on her desk. I don't know why I ran to the train station to make sure she got her train. Should have "not" seen it.

matthewvc		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:21
‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3220 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320 810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 09.09.2016 @ 14:22 PM by matthewvc i had a st in the bogs at my previous office - was to all intents and purposes a great st: firm, great volume, low wipeage needed. proudly, I flushed this dogs egg masterpiece away but the toilet was backed up, filling the pan 2/3rds with water. so I stuffed a load of bog roll down it with the toilet brush in a vain attempt to clear whatever was causing it. flushed again and it only partially worked... cue foul s**t-stained water overflowing the pan and 'bangers and mash' everywhere. i left hastily and emailed the office admin complaining that 'the toilets are in a mess again'

The_Lone_Wolf		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:35
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 09.09.2016 @ 14:36 PM by The_Lone_Wolf matthewvc said:i had a st in the bogs at my previous office - was to all intents and purposes a great st: firm, great volume, low wipeage needed. proudly, I flushed this dogs egg masterpiece away but the toilet was backed up, filling the pan 2/3rds with water. so I stuffed a load of bog roll down it with the toilet brush in a vain attempt to clear whatever was causing it. flushed again and it only partially worked... cue foul s**t-stained water overflowing the pan and 'bangers and mash' everywhere. i left hastily and emailed the office admin complaining that 'the toilets are in a mess again' Hahahahaha I can imagine you ringing office admin saying that bloke who fixes the copiers been in again and left a soggy mountain of bangers and mash. Filthy chap.

The_Lone_Wolf		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:36
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	For the record, where I work, when I leave I fully intended to leave some logs in certain people's office desk draws.

Funky_monkey		...	09-09-2016 @ 14:39
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	The first day I stayed at my brother in law's parents' house, on the last day, I left one of my epic sts. It blocked the toilet and would NOT go. It was a good 12 inches and about as thick as a subway footlong. Firm, all in one piece. It was solid, a truly trophy st! As I said, it just wouldn't flush at all. Not even three flushes did anything. My mum put it in a carrier bag and threw it in the bin. I'm not sure if my brother-in-law or his parents know about it to this day.


Wayne_Cowdrey		...	09-09-2016 @ 15:19
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22043 posts	I'm amazed by the number of Sugdeners who work at a desk. How does one acquire one of these jobs? 2 nights ago I was assaulted with boiling water at work. Last night I restrained a giant teenager to protect a female colleague. I held him very effectively, but when I let him go I got a forceful punch in the ribs and now have an injury there. Getting too old for all this! Regarding poo, I regularly have to sort out a toilet that has been deliberately blocked.

Funky_monkey		...	09-09-2016 @ 15:24
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Wayne_Cowdrey said:I'm amazed by the number of Sugdeners who work at a desk. How does one acquire one of these jobs? 2 nights ago I was assaulted with boiling water at work. Last night I restrained a giant teenager to protect a female colleague. I held him very effectively, but when I let him go I got a forceful punch in the ribs and now have an injury there. Getting too old for all this! Regarding poo, I regularly have to sort out a toilet that has been deliberately blocked. Being (relatively) younger, I think it's got more to do with computer literacy. Trust me, it's boring as f**k watching videos on YouTube all day.

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	09-09-2016 @ 15:27
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22043 posts	Why are people getting paid to time waste on the internet? Doesn't sound very productive! Good luck though to anyone who has that luxury.

Funky_monkey		...	09-09-2016 @ 15:46
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Wayne_Cowdrey said:Why are people getting paid to time waste on the internet? Doesn't sound very productive! Good luck though to anyone who has that luxury. I'm not paid to, but I do anyway.

little_a		...	09-09-2016 @ 15:58
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Wayne_Cowdrey said:I'm amazed by the number of Sugdeners who work at a desk. How does one acquire one of these jobs? We're a tertiary nation Wayne. I expect that the majority of peoples jobs involve some desk work. With regards to being on the internet, many if not all the above people have IT equipment on said desks. IT equipment has internet connections. Easy done.

Boar		...	09-09-2016 @ 16:29
Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator	my last day working at Halfords befor I went for a years backpacking I had 5 pints of cider in my dinner hour ..... went back in , took a giant piss on the shop floor , by the oil display and went home. BTW , I loved working there, had an absolute blast , great times......

Funky_monkey		...	09-09-2016 @ 16:39
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	Boar said:my last day working at Halfords befor I went for a years backpacking I had 5 pints of cider in my dinner hour ..... went back in , took a giant piss on the shop floor , by the oil display and went home. BTW , I loved working there, had an absolute blast , great times...... Did your next employer want a reference?

Boar		...	09-09-2016 @ 16:44
Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator	he was a bricklayer in Sydney .....he didn't ask brickies labourer = hard but 600 dollars a week in 1997 was ace.

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