Insula catches up with Ed Coan
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| Wayne_Cowdrey |  | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 20:27 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22334 posts | What's the test for insulina abuse? Face calipers? | ||
| AdamT | | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 20:44 |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5208 posts | Wayne_Cowdrey said:What's the test for insulina abuse? Face calipers? Moonface | ||
| Boar |  | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 20:46 |
 Nothing left in the tank. Member 5, 25592 posts Administrator | isn't it the circumference measurement ratio of the bubbled belly to the boulder shoulders ? 1:1 | ||
| Steve | | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 21:51 |
nothing to hide, please follow my life on webcam Member 255, 3732 posts | Benvie said:Am I right in thinking that Ed never failed a test and just got his ban for competing in an untested fed while still an IPF member? No - he failed drugs tests three times in the IPF! | ||
| Fazc | | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 21:58 |
 Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts | Just a bit of deca, what's the big deal right. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 21-01-2016 @ 22:37 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11368 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 21.01.2016 @ 22:39 PM by Wiegieboard Holy s**t. Ed Coan is SO GOOD at powerlifting that just LISTENING to him puts Insulina straight into your blood supply!Also. Would attend a Tom Martin seminar if it was within 50 miles of me. | ||
| samue1son | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 05:52 |
 Member 4416, 1372 posts SQ 210, BP 175, DL 240625.0 kgs @ 122kgs UnEq | AdamT said: Moonface They test your face for cheese essence. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 09:00 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3003 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | So if you compete in the IPF, you're not allowed within 50 feet of Ed Coan as his presence may make you fail a drug test. Is this the new thing now for athletes to cheat drug tests? Passive drug abuse? Telepathic Test abuse? I failed my test because Ed Coan looked at me and his drug fuelled eyes made my test levels go through the roof and caused my body to absorb deca via his powerful mindset. Bunch of mongs, world's a joke. | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 10:59 |
 Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Weird? Don't look at him, maybe he will go away. What if someone in power sees you reading his writings? | ||
| AdamC | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 11:32 |
 Member 1519, 1476 posts SQ 320, BP 260, DL 320900.0 kgs @ 117kgs Eq | Post Edited: 22.01.2016 @ 11:32 AM by AdamC Steve said: No - he failed drugs tests three times in the IPF! If i recall the 3rd one was a bit of a stitch up though Im sure i read it was an already opened cup, he had to walk past a room full of people with the sample (open) and the chain of custody was compromised, sure i read he wasnt allowed to appeal either | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 11:45 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3003 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:What's the test for insulina abuse? Face calipers? It's called the Donnie Dimple Test, or DDT for short. Basically, puffy insulina face can be found if you prod the cheek of an athlete, and if the cheek doesn't instantly spring back and leaves a visible sunken dimple, the face is deemed so puffy from insulina that the athlete must be banned. That test is deemed about as accurate as the rest of the current testing procedures. | ||
| Gordy | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 13:13 |
 Member 5418, 383 posts | Post Edited: 20.08.2018 @ 10:50 AM by Gordy | ||
| 1369phil | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 14:30 |
 doesnt work hard enough in the gym Member 1492, 2138 posts SQ 170, BP 145, DL 195510.0 kgs @ 112kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said:So if you compete in the IPF, you're not allowed within 50 feet of Ed Coan as his presence may make you fail a drug test. Is this the new thing now for athletes to cheat drug tests? Passive drug abuse? Telepathic Test abuse? I failed my test because Ed Coan looked at me and his drug fuelled eyes made my test levels go through the roof and caused my body to absorb deca via his powerful mindset. Bunch of mongs, world's a joke. I think Ed Coan is a legendary lifter with a great deal to offer and he seems like a really nice guy. However, he failed 3 tests and got banned. Would the world of cycling be happy for Chris Froome and Bradley Wiggins to go to seminars by Lance Armstrong, or maybe get a bit of coaching from him - afterall, Lance was a decent cyclist with a lot to offer? If a sport is trying to be drug free then it should be seen to discourage it's members to be coached (in a direct or indirect way) by someone who has repeatedly failed tests and has a lifetime ban. As far as I'm aware the IPF does not ban it's lifters or even try to stop them associating with regular users - and rightly so. Just those who are banned for life (which is a small group) Nobody is saying Ed Coan is a bad person, or a bad lifter, or a bad influence - but when you're promoting something then the very poster boy for the opposite of that is not someone who the IPF want their top guys paying to get advise from. Again - it's the Lance Armstrong/current Tour de France guys analogy - would the media like to see Lance teaching a room full of current riders? What message would that send out regarding current riders and their desire to avoid PEDs? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 15:27 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts | 1369phil said: As far as I'm aware the IPF does not ban it's lifters or even try to stop them associating with regular users - and rightly so. Just those who are banned for life Just playing devils advocate, but at what level does this 'association' stop? If Ed Coan was a member of Sugden, could an IPF lifter not also be a member of the forum or would it be ok with the IPF as long as they didn't post in the same threads? Could an IPF lifter not queue at the same queue or get on the same bus as evil Ed or would it be ok as long as they didn't speak? If a copy of one of these seminars ends up on youtube on ppv how would an online IPF viewer differ from an IPF attendee of the seminar? I understand how the IPF has rules and what they are trying to achieve, but in these times of global inter connectivity how realistic is it? I wonder if Facebook checks whether or not someone is in the IPF before suggesting Ed Coan as a friend?  | ||
| macroth | | ... | 22-01-2016 @ 15:48 |
 no longer the Swiss Deadlift record holder Member 3517, 3368 posts SQ 182.5, BP 122.5, DL 255560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | I doubt IPF has the resources to go down that imaginary slippery slope.  | ||