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chaos | How feckin retarded is Joey Essex? | 01-10-2012 @ 15:15 | |
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers: How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!! What country borders Wales? Russia!!!! What country is danish bacon form? Germany! How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning????????????????? | ||
PeteHodgson | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:18 | |
Has little understanding of the sugden Member 677, 11338 posts SQ 165, BP 125, DL 220510.0 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers: How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!! What country borders Wales? Russia!!!! What country is danish bacon form? Germany! How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning????????????????? I don't know who the f**k he is, but c'mon the clues in the question. Danish bacon is from Daneland! | ||
ItsaSecret | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:24 | |
close to being re-banned Member 3955, 822 posts SQ 200, BP 160, DL 250610.0 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | what the f**k.. ROFL | ||
king_mob | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:24 | |
Member 3935, 213 posts SQ 110, BP 80, DL 140330.0 kgs @ 97kgs UnEq | you'll appreciate this then chaos http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4555314/Joey-E... | ||
JC | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:27 | |
technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers: How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!! What country borders Wales? Russia!!!! What country is danish bacon form? Germany! How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning????????????????? It really pisses me off that someone like this is making six figures a year!!! People go on about footballers, but at least they have a talent This guy is a f**king moron! | ||
chaos | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:29 | |
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Hahahahaha that ewell funny, pretty much guaranteed to have happened if it was in Burnley! If you havent got 6 fingers or webbed feet then they know your not one of them and so will lash out! | ||
TravisFandango | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 15:42 | |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Is his surname really Essex? Maybe his parents got confused during the birth certificate procedure? | ||
Shaun | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 23:14 | |
Member 1668, 1499 posts SQ 186, BP 102, DL 211499.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers: How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!! What country borders Wales? Russia!!!! What country is danish bacon form? Germany! How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning????????????????? Was it all an act? Surely it was all an act? | ||
MattD90 | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 23:19 | |
Skaven for the win !! Member 2490, 3589 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 230530.0 kgs @ 82kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 01.10.2012 @ 23:19 PM by MattD90 I don't know who you're talking about as I don't really watch TV but it definitely will be an act, and a lame one at that. The square one in particular. TV produces love that s**t and will tell him to polarise his character to make it better telly. It's bulls**t | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 01-10-2012 @ 23:34 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5120 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | And we're here giving him all this free publicity by talking about him. I'm sure his manager has done a very good job at getting the nation talking about him. I doubt he really is THAT thick, I'm willing to bet that he's just been told to say that. | ||