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How feckin retarded is Joey Essex?

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chaosIconHow feckin retarded is Joey Essex?01-10-2012 @ 15:15 
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Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers:

How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!!

What country borders Wales? Russia!!!!

What country is danish bacon form? Germany!


How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning?????????????????
PeteHodgsonIcon...01-10-2012 @ 15:18 
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chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers:

How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!!

What country borders Wales? Russia!!!!

What country is danish bacon form? Germany!


How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning?????????????????


I don't know who the f**k he is, but c'mon the clues in the question. Danish bacon is from Daneland!
ItsaSecretIcon...01-10-2012 @ 15:24 
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what the f**k.. ROFL
king_mobIcon...01-10-2012 @ 15:24 
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you'll appreciate this then chaos

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4555314/Joey-E...
JCIcon...01-10-2012 @ 15:27 
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chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers:

How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!!

What country borders Wales? Russia!!!!

What country is danish bacon form? Germany!


How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning?????????????????


It really pisses me off that someone like this is making six figures a year!!!

People go on about footballers, but at least they have a talent

This guy is a f**king moron!
chaosIcon...01-10-2012 @ 15:29 
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Hahahahaha that ewell funny, pretty much guaranteed to have happened if it was in Burnley! If you havent got 6 fingers or webbed feet then they know your not one of them and so will lash out!
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Is his surname really Essex? Maybe his parents got confused during the birth certificate procedure?
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chaos said:Wathcing that truly hilarious Celberity Juice TV program and they had thta Joey Essex fella on, he has got to be the thickest person in Britain! They gave him a little quiz and these were his answers:

How many sides has a sqaure? 6!!!!!

What country borders Wales? Russia!!!!

What country is danish bacon form? Germany!


How the f**k does he get dressed in a morning?????????????????


Was it all an act? Surely it was all an act?
MattD90Icon...01-10-2012 @ 23:19 
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Post Edited: 01.10.2012 @ 23:19 PM by MattD90
I don't know who you're talking about as I don't really watch TV but it definitely will be an act, and a lame one at that. The square one in particular. TV produces love that s**t and will tell him to polarise his character to make it better telly. It's bulls**t
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And we're here giving him all this free publicity by talking about him. I'm sure his manager has done a very good job at getting the nation talking about him. I doubt he really is THAT thick, I'm willing to bet that he's just been told to say that.
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