Hayden v Carl
Users viewing topic: & 1 Guest
| Carl |  | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 18:15 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | hayden is cowering in fear, fear of the challenge titch has laid forth there will be a hayden v carl showdown the arena, will be strongman | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 18:53 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Sory i was asleep. I beleive that carl would fail at all of these. Pie-eating contest - This would be close, we both are large and fat. I would win due to the fact that i would poison him. Powerlifting contest - Well in all 3 of my lifts i have atleast 5kg there to add to my total with a clear 10kg to add to my bench + carl has been spotted recently eating a salad....what a puff. I shall be victorieuse!! Michelin man lookalike contest - Well.....this has already been decided *Raises arms in victory*. Muff eating contest - Well carls situation with his girlfriend reminds me of a show i saw on channel 4 once It was called 'feeders' I think. I say this because of his recent statement of 'I have been with my girlfriend for 2 years and weigh 20 stone'. I beleive that carl's girlfriend likes them tubby and has therefore been force feeding him every hour of every day. This means carl does not get much chance to eat muff due to the fact that his girlfriend is so over-joyed with her success of making carl so fat, she does not need to receive any pleasure from carl, looking at him and his now large girth is enough. I on the otherhand still get an abundance of muff, all different flavours and shapes and eat it with passion as if they were freshly baked cream cakes. I therefore win!! | ||
| Carl | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 18:57 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | hahahahahaha thats funny as f**k i deny the salad accusation oh and my GF cant cook, i do all the cooking, she does eberything else hayden, everyone knows your a virgin | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:20 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | LOL at this thread. Why don't we organise the competitions seriously? Would be interesting to see for sure! Hayden's head would certainly be well 'camouflaged' in the muff diving contest unless the lucky bird has a Brazilian. | ||
| Joni | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:27 |
 left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | jonnymills said: LOL at this thread. Why don't we organise the competitions seriously? Would be interesting to see for sure! Hayden's head would certainly be well 'camouflaged' in the muff diving contest unless the lucky bird has a Brazilian. hey me and milsy and pete could host you guys a strongman comp EXCLUSIVE HAYDEN VS CARL - and this before neither of you have trained the events? | ||
| Titch | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:50 |
 One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | Hayden and Carl are both keyboard warriors who live in fear of each other! | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:51 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Jonny and joni that is an awesome idea. Carl is too much of a pussy tho as he wont even come up for the sugden meet . | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:52 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Titch said: Hayden and Carl are both keyboard warriors who live in fear of each other! That dug deep man, dug real deep. | ||
| Titch | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:55 |
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | Hayden said: Titch said: Hayden and Carl are both keyboard warriors who live in fear of each other! That dug deep man, dug real deep. Dude, don't let Carl mind f**k you. If you let him do that then his next logical step is to repeat the experience, just without the mind part. | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 19:57 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Titch said: Hayden said: Titch said: Hayden and Carl are both keyboard warriors who live in fear of each other! That dug deep man, dug real deep. Dude, don't let Carl mind f**k you. If you let him do that then his next logical step is to repeat the experience, just without the mind part. Thats what she said | ||
| Pete | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 20:03 |
 has spent time in a modern educational setting Member 47, 1221 posts | Joni said: jonnymills said: LOL at this thread. Why don't we organise the competitions seriously? Would be interesting to see for sure! Hayden's head would certainly be well 'camouflaged' in the muff diving contest unless the lucky bird has a Brazilian. hey me and milsy and pete could host you guys a strongman comp EXCLUSIVE HAYDEN VS CARL - and this before neither of you have trained the events?Sounds like a plan. Let's pencil in a date!!!! | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 20:26 |
always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | Let's get it on! | ||
| Carl | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 20:41 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | well i would be up there like a shot if it wasnt for the 500 mile round trip i have done a 70kg log before, (no titch, leave it) but thats it when i speak to my stepmum next i will see when she is going to see her mum and dad who are in morecombe next | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 20:45 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq |  'Feeders'!!! | ||
| just_t | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 21:05 |
 Mr.Fit Member 164, 5028 posts SQ 170, BP 135, DL 230535.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq | Carl is pretty darn hooooot! Id cuddle up to him on a cold winters night for sure........... | ||