Fishy Penis - please do not ridicule !
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| Dan |  | Fishy Penis - please do not ridicule ! | 09-09-2008 @ 14:19 |
 Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq | I eat a lot of Fish. The more Fish I eat, the more I notice my Penis smells of Fish. Lemon Fresh it is not - and yes of course I have tried putting Lemon on the Fish before I eat it. Am I normal ? Would a normal person have kept this to themselves ? Should I just eat Chicken instead, or will that make me smell fowl !!! Now please lads, this is a very sensitive issue as I'm sure you can understand so please resist the temptation to make jokes at my misfortune. I'm sure there are many fishy willies on here and I should be applauded, not ridiculed for opening the topic for public discussion. Many stinky people stand to benefit from constuctive exploration of this fishy topic. If any females on the forum would like to demonstrate a more thorough way of cleaning it this would be welcome, and I am happy to provide all the necessary equipment... | ||
| Thing | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 14:45 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | wash your cock | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 14:50 |
 Old Age Presser Member 75, 7734 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Stop dipping it in fish-smelling things! | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 14:53 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Stop skull f**king the fish before you eat em? | ||
| Dan | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 15:23 |
Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq | Martin1956 said: Stop dipping it in fish-smelling things! But the Oil feels nice, it's slippery  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 16:12 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Do you eat or prepare the fish by hand? The same hands that you pull one off with? Have any soapdish recipients of yours had a similar complaint? You can see where I'm going with this right?  | ||
| Dan | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 16:38 |
Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq | little_a said: Do you eat or prepare the fish by hand? The same hands that you pull one off with? Have any soapdish recipients of yours had a similar complaint? You can see where I'm going with this right? Aha, nice bit of deduction Sherlock :-) Sadly the solution is not so simple. As a fledgling buffoon my missus does not permit me to open the tins myself because the contents mysteriously end up all over the kitchen worktop. She therefore prepares most of my meals for me and my hands rarely come into contact with the food. The odour is definitely coming from the inside out... If I have Mackeral for breakfast, and I usually do, I can smell my pinkle by about half ten and no amount of soaping it up and waving it under the tap seems to cure it. I can't be alone in this, someone else must have Fishy Pinkle Syndrome ? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 17:27 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | OK. Last one I've got then. Are you sure its your cock and not your feet? Think about it. How flexible is your back? Suck your cock then your big toe and see which one is worse. Hey at least I'm trying here  | ||
| paul_richards | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 17:28 |
 I personally prefer the stiffest possible. Member 158, 3110 posts SQ 170, BP 107.5, DL 222.5500.0 kgs @ 67.4kgs UnEq | brush your teeth before giving yourself oral | ||
| mishima | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 17:42 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | I think you should eat pork, THAT would make sense! | ||
| Boar | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 17:48 |
 Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator | a fillet o fish for my vife. | ||
| tonyjb72 | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 17:49 |
 abs by summer 2011? Experts opinions vary Member 290, 2552 posts | I reckon you've got thrush mate... | ||
| Sparrow | | ... | 09-09-2008 @ 18:09 |
 always lookIng for the extra UT2 work. Member 9, 18279 posts SQ 210, BP 167.5, DL 260637.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | Does your knob smell of fish even if you haven't eaten fish that day? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 10-09-2008 @ 08:00 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Does your knob smell of fish even if you haven't eaten fish that day? | ||
| Dan | | ... | 10-09-2008 @ 13:05 |
Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq | jonnymills said: Does your knob smell of fish even if you haven't eaten fish that day? PMSL at some of these answers LOL Strangely, no, it is Lemon Fresh on days I don't eat fish... Surely it can't be just me ? Or is everyone else too sensible to admit it on a public forum | ||