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Funky_monkeyIconCarpet stuff...06-05-2014 @ 08:59 
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I bought a carpet off this girl I was seeing, but now we've broken up. At least I got a good shag. Badum tshh.
BigMaccaIcon...06-05-2014 @ 10:23 
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Funky_monkey said:I bought a carpet off this girl I was seeing, but now we've broken up. At least I got a good shag. Badum tshh.

That's all well and good, but how many times did you snatch it overhead before laying it?
n3ver3nderIcon...06-05-2014 @ 10:24 
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BigMacca said:
That's all well and good, but how many times did you snatch it overhead before laying it?


The woman or the carpet?
JackRevansIcon...06-05-2014 @ 10:55 
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one multiply carpetbagger nosebleeds on another multiply carpetbagger

the end
BillytheoldIcon...06-05-2014 @ 10:55 
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If the carpet was new you are good. There are carpet munching bugs out there so I hope you didn't put in in the house before putting it on the line and hosing it! Did you get a magnifying glass and inspect it?
Funky_monkeyIcon...06-05-2014 @ 11:01 
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Billytheold said:If the carpet was new you are good. There are carpet munching bugs out there so I hope you didn't put in in the house before putting it on the line and hosing it! Did you get a magnifying glass and inspect it?


It was well used and completely bald. No deep piles.
PikefingersIcon...06-05-2014 @ 21:25 
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At the risk of you all thinking I do nothing but trawl the daily sport for s**t-themed stories... I'm posting this in here, because it's carpet-related - sort of.

http://beforeitsnews.com/strange/2013/10/man-looking-for-perso...
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...06-05-2014 @ 21:43 
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The word "carpet" makes me think of "car pet" which makes me think of dogs sticking their heads out of car windows Happy
JNTIcon...06-05-2014 @ 21:51 
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Does it weigh 210kg in hand?
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