Carpet stuff...
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| Funky_monkey |  | Carpet stuff... | 06-05-2014 @ 08:59 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | I bought a carpet off this girl I was seeing, but now we've broken up. At least I got a good shag. Badum tshh. | ||
| BigMacca | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 10:23 |
 understanding of the sport, little he has. Member 798, 9947 posts SQ 260, BP 150, DL 272.5682.5 kgs @ 82.5kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:I bought a carpet off this girl I was seeing, but now we've broken up. At least I got a good shag. Badum tshh. That's all well and good, but how many times did you snatch it overhead before laying it? | ||
| n3ver3nder | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 10:24 |
 next comp I want to enter the platform via zipwire Member 4872, 992 posts SQ 237.5, BP 142.5, DL 265645.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq | BigMacca said: That's all well and good, but how many times did you snatch it overhead before laying it? The woman or the carpet? | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 10:55 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | one multiply carpetbagger nosebleeds on another multiply carpetbagger the end | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 10:55 |
 Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | If the carpet was new you are good. There are carpet munching bugs out there so I hope you didn't put in in the house before putting it on the line and hosing it! Did you get a magnifying glass and inspect it? | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 11:01 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Billytheold said:If the carpet was new you are good. There are carpet munching bugs out there so I hope you didn't put in in the house before putting it on the line and hosing it! Did you get a magnifying glass and inspect it? It was well used and completely bald. No deep piles. | ||
| Pikefingers | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 21:25 |
Squatting isn't doing my back any good. Member 5108, 869 posts SQ 170, BP 125, DL 210505.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | At the risk of you all thinking I do nothing but trawl the daily sport for s**t-themed stories... I'm posting this in here, because it's carpet-related - sort of. http://beforeitsnews.com/strange/2013/10/man-looking-for-perso... | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 21:43 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22299 posts | The word "carpet" makes me think of "car pet" which makes me think of dogs sticking their heads out of car windows  | ||
| JNT | | ... | 06-05-2014 @ 21:51 |
 Member 4773, 192 posts SQ 160, BP 116, DL 215491.0 kgs @ 76kgs UnEq | Does it weigh 210kg in hand? | ||