Bollockings
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| little_a |  | Bollockings | 28-11-2007 @ 13:19 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Saw a bollocking being dished out the other night and it made me think. Being a generally easy going and unoffensive character I cant remember ever having one, but what is the best bollocking you have ever had, did you deserve it and did you repeat offend? | ||
| Titch | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:21 |
 One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | I was ten and had stolen some cash (again) from my mum's purse. When my dad found out I go the bollocking of a lifetime and I believe a ruler was involved (not to prove how short I was). | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:30 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 28.11.2007 @ 13:30 PM Last bollocking wasn't much but my phd supervisor said he was 'pissed of' at me for making some mistakes in a graph which took him hours to rectify. I think he was more pissed of with the new version of excel than me! I have had numerous bollickings as a kid, teenager and yound adult to remember. Many have been drink related, such as the time I was arrested and charged with drunk and disorderly in France during a college camping trip. My lecture (a big guy ex police seargent) actually give me a whollop round the back of the head when we left the station. Carn't say I blamed him! Getting drunk at a work do and calling all the managers (all convientantly lined up behind the hotel bar) 'f**king c**ts' didn't go down well. | ||
| JC | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:37 |
 technical retard Member 172, 36827 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 335850.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | as with Ian, most of mine revolved around under age drinking, with folks being pissed with my drunken stupid behaviour (found myself hilarious at the time though!!) | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:55 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 28.11.2007 @ 13:56 PM I was working at M&S and forgot to put out some ginger beer..... The manager took it as a personal attack on him and therefore thought it was a good idea to patronise me for 20 mins about it. It than involved me saying to him at the end 'O s**t....sorry. See i was busy thinking about my social life. O wait sorry...you dont know what that is do you???' SWISH!!!! Edit: I left the week after and than a month after that he got sacked for selling off wine through the back door  . | ||
| Titch | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:57 |
One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | IainKendrick said: Getting drunk at a work do and calling all the managers (all convientantly lined up behind the hotel bar) 'f**king c**ts' didn't go down well. I had been your boss I'd have given you a promotion for that. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:58 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | JC said: with folks being pissed with my drunken stupid behaviour (found myself hilarious at the time though!!) I didnt know we were including them  | ||
| Boar | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 13:59 |
 Walk your talk Member 5, 25557 posts Administrator | when i was arrested and taken to court (in australia) - i decided to represent myself , anyhoo , the court was bigger than i thought, full of people, i made a hash of describing what i did and how i shouldnt be punished - the judge gave be the dressing down of a lifetime !! | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:01 |
some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | You'd have thought so? Maybe it was falling asleep in the hotel bogs and then a rose bush at the last work do that tipped them in favour of not being nice to me. Or possibly telling the general manager that he needed a shave at every oportunity, sometimes adding 'f**king' to the word shave. Overall it's quite a puzzle as to why they would give me a hard time? | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:02 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | lol beardy kenders telling someone to have a shave, oh the irony | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:03 |
some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq |  I wasn't a real man then.... but yes fate can be a cruel mistress! | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:03 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Carl said: lol beardy kenders telling someone to have a shave, oh the irony Are you saying kenders needs a shave????? TO THE GALLOWS!!! | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:05 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | no im not i would grow a beard of my own, if i could i keep teeling myself its because i havent fully matured yet, and am due a nice natural increase in test, and hence strength im still waiting | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:11 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Dont worry carl. I'm sure your balls will drop soon. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:12 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | I expect a bollocking off Rob for cluttering his forum with silly threads, but they just seem so popular | ||