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| IainKendrick |  | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 14:42 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | They have certanly slowed down my work rate today. I am gona have to come up with an excuse to my students why I havn't prepared a lecture for them tomorrow. May have to use the good old 'forgot my pen drive' line! | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 15:06 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | IainKendrick said: They have certanly slowed down my work rate today. I am gona have to come up with an excuse to my students why I havn't prepared a lecture for them tomorrow. May have to use the good old 'forgot my pen drive' line! I KNEW IT!!! Damn teachers | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 15:12 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | s**tty lecturers | ||
| purplepaul | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 15:18 |
 has free and readily available gothic porn Member 29, 1088 posts SQ 1, BP 100, DL 200301.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | I joined the RAF when i left school. i was on my basic training and as i was so young i was very green still. on one inspection corpral shearson (who was 5ft and cock eyed) spent 5 mins shouting at me because my uniform had a bit of fluff on it. i have never seen any one get so pissed off over fluf you think shouting at me till i was nearly in tears would of been enough for a bit of fluf, no. he tipped my bed over emptied out my wardrobe tipped that over then shouted at me because my bed space was a mess. but all the way throgh i wasnt quite sure who he was looking at lol | ||
| Thing | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 16:04 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | worst bollocking i had wosen't even my fault. i was 15 around 9 stone ago lol, and was filling the dish washer when my mum hit me with a hay maker i slammed the dishwasher powder on the floor, bursting the container and covering everything with the stuff. a while later i asked what she hit me for and she said it was for dropping a drink on the couch and staining it and covering it up with a pillow. which i couldn't of done since i had been away all weekend working in a hotel doing odd jobs. and found out that it was my dad who had done it and blaimed me. so never got an appoligy from either of them. | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 16:14 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL i remeber when i was about 4 the teacher made me stand up and apologise for biting another kid in class, little s**t, he had been winding me up for ages and the teacher didnt do anything about it, so i bit him little bas***d | ||
| Thing | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 16:29 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | lol remind me when i was in p7 and this lad stabbed me in the leg with a compass really hurt so i banged his head off the table a couple of times, was well worth the lines and the detention for a week should o heard his head hit the table no wonder he is a f**k up today | ||
| BigKen | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 17:41 |
 Not in Loz's top 10 uk strongmen Member 144, 4421 posts SQ 320, BP 165, DL 350835.0 kgs @ 123kgs Eq | Thing said: lol remind me when i was in p7 and this lad stabbed me in the leg with a compass really hurt so i banged his head off the table a couple of times, was well worth the lines and the detention for a week should o heard his head hit the table no wonder he is a f**k up todayAwesome Thing | ||
| Carl | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 17:55 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | LOL nice one | ||
| Rick | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 21:03 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | My mother got very worried when I jumped off the roof, at about 12, and hit me. She broke her wrist. The other one that comes to mind was my rugby coach, at school. He'd picked me to demonstrate a passing movement with him, and unfortunately I was having a clumsy day and kept dropping the ball (not deliberately). Eventually he lost it and punched me to the ground. I have never seen anybody, ever, look so scared as him in the moment after he hit me. I think he saw his career flashing in front of his eyes. | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 21:05 |
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 28.11.2007 @ 21:19 PM Rick said: My mother got very worried when I jumped off the roof, at about 12, and hit me. She broke her wrist. The other one that comes to mind was my rugby coach, at school. He'd picked me to demonstrate a passing movement with him, and unfortunately I was having a clumsy day and kept dropping the ball (not deliberately). Eventually he lost it and punched me to the ground. I have never seen anybody, ever, look so scared as him in the moment after he hit me. I think he saw his career flashing in front of his eyes. LOL at mental image of mini rick!!! | ||
| Rick | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 21:21 |
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Heh. I was already my current 6'1, and at least 85kg, by 12, so not so mini  . | ||
| EDCLARKE | | ... | 28-11-2007 @ 21:23 |
 not particularly well educated Member 85, 10988 posts SQ 170, BP 130, DL 260560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | best bollocking i ever had was the one the wife gave me for puking on her shoes midway through the bollocking she was giving me for going on the piss instead of coming home to have dinner with her mum and dad worth every minute of sqwaking and the long silence afterwards! | ||
| mishima | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 08:30 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | Andy, you've never had a bolocking!? Ever? Well training wise i've had none yet. Best one i can remember was when i first got in Britain. I was barely 18yo by then, worked in a restaurant in Mayfair as a wine waiter. It was the end of my shift and some customers were still in there finishing their meals. I went in the kitchen to collect their deserts, some ice creams. The chef was a skinny moody bold f**ker of a t**t, he hated me at first sight, why i'll never know. The ice cream was melting and he was boiling. He showed me:" look at that mate, the f**king thing is gone now!" I stupidly answered straight away, from the bottom of my heart: " So what!? I can push them customers out now can i!?" Not the smartest thing i've come up with.  The geezer didnt like that at all, he shouted out loud some insults i didnt get and threw his big f**k off knife into the sink. It could have bounced in somebody's head real easy. I was standing there, looking at him, not knowing what to do. His collegue did some more ice creams and i just f**ked off!. I've never told that to anyone! | ||
| little_a | | ... | 29-11-2007 @ 08:43 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | mishima said: Andy, you've never had a bolocking!? Ever? Oh yeah. You dont get to be me and never have a bollocking I just dont remember them. Most of the time I'm drunk and asleep. Unfortunately I sleep walk quite often when I'm drunk, always in hotels etc, usually naked, and apparently get quite aggressive when challenged, although I can personally not confirm or deny this. Going for a piss in the middle of the night and getting 'lost' isnt uncommon. Sometimes I'm gone for hours? | ||