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little_aIconBollockings28-11-2007 @ 13:19 
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Saw a bollocking being dished out the other night and it made me think. Being a generally easy going and unoffensive character I cant remember ever having one, but what is the best bollocking you have ever had, did you deserve it and did you repeat offend?
TitchIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:21 
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I was ten and had stolen some cash (again) from my mum's purse. When my dad found out I go the bollocking of a lifetime and I believe a ruler was involved (not to prove how short I was).
IainKendrickIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:30 
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Post Edited: 28.11.2007 @ 13:30 PM
Last bollocking wasn't much but my phd supervisor said he was 'pissed of' at me for making some mistakes in a graph which took him hours to rectify.

I think he was more pissed of with the new version of excel than me!

I have had numerous bollickings as a kid, teenager and yound adult to remember. Many have been drink related, such as the time I was arrested and charged with drunk and disorderly in France during a college camping trip. My lecture (a big guy ex police seargent) actually give me a whollop round the back of the head when we left the station. Carn't say I blamed him!

Getting drunk at a work do and calling all the managers (all convientantly lined up behind the hotel bar) 'f**king c**ts' didn't go down well.
JCIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:37 
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as with Ian, most of mine revolved around under age drinking, with folks being pissed with my drunken stupid behaviour (found myself hilarious at the time though!!)
HaydenIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:55 
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Post Edited: 28.11.2007 @ 13:56 PM
I was working at M&S and forgot to put out some ginger beer..... The manager took it as a personal attack on him and therefore thought it was a good idea to patronise me for 20 mins about it. It than involved me saying to him at the end

'O s**t....sorry. See i was busy thinking about my social life. O wait sorry...you dont know what that is do you???'



SWISH!!!!


Edit: I left the week after and than a month after that he got sacked for selling off wine through the back door Grin.
TitchIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:57 
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IainKendrick said:
Getting drunk at a work do and calling all the managers (all convientantly lined up behind the hotel bar) 'f**king c**ts' didn't go down well.

I had been your boss I'd have given you a promotion for that.
little_aIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:58 
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JC said:
with folks being pissed with my drunken stupid behaviour (found myself hilarious at the time though!!)

I didnt know we were including them
Eek
BoarIcon...28-11-2007 @ 13:59 
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when i was arrested and taken to court (in australia) - i decided to represent myself , anyhoo , the court was bigger than i thought, full of people, i made a hash of describing what i did and how i shouldnt be punished - the judge gave be the dressing down of a lifetime !!
IainKendrickIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:01 
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You'd have thought so?

Maybe it was falling asleep in the hotel bogs and then a rose bush at the last work do that tipped them in favour of not being nice to me. Or possibly telling the general manager that he needed a shave at every oportunity, sometimes adding 'f**king' to the word shave. Overall it's quite a puzzle as to why they would give me a hard time?
CarlIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:02 
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lol beardy kenders telling someone to have a shave, oh the irony
IainKendrickIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:03 
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Tongue I wasn't a real man then.... but yes fate can be a cruel mistress!
HaydenIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:03 
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Carl said:
lol beardy kenders telling someone to have a shave, oh the irony


Are you saying kenders needs a shave?????


TO THE GALLOWS!!!
CarlIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:05 
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no im not

i would grow a beard of my own, if i could

i keep teeling myself its because i havent fully matured yet, and am due a nice natural increase in test, and hence strength

im still waiting
HaydenIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:11 
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Dont worry carl. I'm sure your balls will drop soon.
little_aIcon...28-11-2007 @ 14:12 
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I expect a bollocking off Rob for cluttering his forum with silly threads, but they just seem so popular

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