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FatpeteIcon...16-08-2019 @ 21:20 
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Hyper obese Pete
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billynomates said:
Do you find it an expensive business?


Oh very much so, if I were to post the actual cost during a calendar year then strong men would weep and weak men would faint. So I won't.

I have never married and therefore never had kids so I have been saved the expense of those, the house is mine, I am debt free. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't travel to faraway places, I have few pleasures but this is certainly one of them.

There is an old saying that the difference between paying for sex and not paying for sex is that paying for it is a lot cheaper in the long run. I have no desire to have a relationship with anyone, I don't want to wine and dine, do chores for, take shopping and listen to the intolerable nonsense of which there seems to be a never-ending supply.

I love women but I don't want one of my own, so I do it this way. They come when I want then to, then go away afterwards and stay gone until I want them to come again. They don't mind if is a week later or a month, it's simple and there are no strings attached.

It is not a lifestyle that would suit everyone, but it suits me. It suits me to a "T" and money after all is just happiness tokens

Happy
FatpeteIcon...16-08-2019 @ 21:22 
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billynomates said:
She sounds like a comely maiden Wink


They all are. I have a group of five that I see roughly in rotation. They are all similar and they are all different and they are all a delight.
billynomatesIcon...16-08-2019 @ 22:13 
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That seems an excellent arrangement Pete, I'd do the same if I could afford it. As it is I only dabble a few times a year. Definitely cheaper than dating/relationships, plus variety of partners. For those that way inclined its a winning strategy.
FatpeteIcon...19-08-2019 @ 07:00 
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Interesting and entertaining day yesterday, refereeing the masters at Stalybridge, as always we were fed and watered and looked after splendidly.

It is North West po;icy to livestream all their comps which is an excellent idea, but the lovely Kim who works tirelessly and unceasingly on all our behalves and does twenty times the amount that I do did reveal one little snippet.

At a previous comp she had to stand in to referee at very short notice, and on a day when she was not supposed to be refereeing and the comments on twitter etc went, if you excuse the pun "all of a twitter" about her being improperly dressed.

How very dare they!! How very f**king dare they !! bas***ds ! They can't get off their arses and they dare to criticise the person who made it possible to watch from home.

Another plus was the very lovely Phil Frost and the equally lovely Joanne were present which is always,and I do mean always a delight.
RickIcon...19-08-2019 @ 08:00 
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It was on Facebook. The very same person complained yesterday that people kept standing in front of the stream camera.

Come to the f**king comp, dear.
FatpeteIcon...19-08-2019 @ 20:25 
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Post Edited: 19.08.2019 @ 22:37 PM by Fatpete
Monday, 19th August, start 16:00

Bench, very raw, squat boots on
20 x 15
20 x 15
20 x 15
50 x 5
60 x 5
70 x 3
80 x 3
90 x 3
100 x 2
105 x 2
110 x 2
115 x 2
Last one was paused on everything above 20 kilos. Not as easy as last week but as it followed a day's refereeing, which traditionally is never a good day, this was really rather grand. Unracked everything myself which improves things a little more.

Close grip
60 x 8
65 x 8
70 x 8
75 x 8
80 x 8
85 x 8
90 x 8

Very quiet today as there wasn't a weightlifter in the place, just me, Dave C, the good Doctor and ju-jitsu guy. It was quiet which only serves to show who makes all the noise.
BillytheoldIcon...20-08-2019 @ 01:07 
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Pete
You cannot go bananas if you do not have a banana! Here is a banana for you! Tea la la my friend! Do you know this one old timer???




https://youtu.be/8u1VCPdplQ4
BillytheoldIcon...20-08-2019 @ 01:12 
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1968! What werr you doing in 68?
FatpeteIcon...20-08-2019 @ 06:45 
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I do remember Banana Splits very well, I couldn't quite remember the names but I recall the programme. It was on Saturday mornings as I recall and contained many cartoons, the only one of those I remember was "Arabian nights" which contained a character who could assume the form of any animal simply by saying "size of an elephant" and poooooof he was an elephant.

Funny the things we remember.

1968 I was in the second year at senior school, which may not mean much to you, nor indeed to anyone much younger than me. So I was 12 in earth years
FatpeteIconAnd to finish -20-08-2019 @ 06:58 
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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday, tell you what, never again

I was told I needed a password eight characters long, so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

and finally

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge
Martin1956Icon...20-08-2019 @ 11:30 
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Fatpete said:I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday, tell you what, never again

I was told I needed a password eight characters long, so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

and finally

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge


Haha, very good.
BillytheoldIcon...21-08-2019 @ 01:04 
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Did any movie ever scare you? Night Stalker Dracula. Dude was in a car 60 mph and this vampire was running next to him. Being a kid the safety of acceleration for excape was trashed. I stayed afraid a week!

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