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Martin1956IconAccents07-10-2011 @ 23:20 
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On 'This Morning' this morning there was a woman from Plymouth who was rushed to hospital unconscious with a bad migraine, and when she woke up she spoke with a Chinese accent, and has done ever since.

If this happened to you, what accent would you like to have, and which would you definitely NOT want to have?

...just to prove Wayne doesn't have a monopoly on s**t threads Wink...
spam_upIcon...07-10-2011 @ 23:23 
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i like australian and scottish accents. (im welsh but not got a strong accent)

would hate to have a cock-knee or a yank accent.
drewIcon...07-10-2011 @ 23:26 
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I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich?
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Was the not also a man who had a stroke and woke up speaking french without knowing a word of it pre stroke

If this is all that happened to me after a stroke I'd be quite pleased. I genuinely fear having a stroke and loosing the ability to communicate yet still have the comprehension to do so. Must be so frustrating been trapped like that

On a lighter note, I'd pick Fred dibners
ThingIcon...07-10-2011 @ 23:43 
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i like the scandinavian accent
oxIcon...08-10-2011 @ 00:15 
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drew said:Was the not also a man who had a stroke and woke up speaking french without knowing a word of it pre stroke


I've heard of the accent change but not the sudden ability to speak a foreign language. Surely that would be irrifutable proof of reincarnation?
PhilKlidarasIcon...08-10-2011 @ 04:56 
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i doubt that one or two cases that are in some instances poorly documented can count as irrefutable evidence......

i would be more inclined to believe that in most cases some sort of brain injury has knocked out the language assembly centers in the brain and that that would be responsible for any accents/suddenly acquired language abilities.....
drewIcon...08-10-2011 @ 06:08 
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I thought Joplin choked on a sandwich?
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PhilKlidaras said:i doubt that one or two cases that are in some instances poorly documented can count as irrefutable evidence......

i would be more inclined to believe that in most cases some sort of brain injury has knocked out the language assembly centers in the brain and that that would be responsible for any accents/suddenly acquired language abilities.....


Very very much this. Reincarnation my balls
oxIcon...08-10-2011 @ 08:39 
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Post Edited: 08.10.2011 @ 08:42 AM by ox
PhilKlidaras said:i doubt that one or two cases that are in some instances poorly documented can count as irrefutable evidence......

i would be more inclined to believe that in most cases some sort of brain injury has knocked out the language assembly centers in the brain and that that would be responsible for any accents/suddenly acquired language abilities.....


Either it happened or it didn't. If it did (which I doubt) then I believe reincarnation to be a far more reasonable explanation than the brain just suddenly acquiring the ability to speak a foreign language out of the blue.

I'd like to add that I don't really believe in reincarnation. It's just that I think that it's pure bulls**t about the foreign language.
johnHortonIcon...08-10-2011 @ 08:47 
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leeboyIcon...08-10-2011 @ 08:49 
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would want russian wouldnt want usa or scouse (sorry liverpool)
brownbearIcon...08-10-2011 @ 09:57 
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I would want to sound like i come from 'uddersfield! Somewhere in that part of Yorkshire
JackRevansIcon...08-10-2011 @ 10:20 
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A ross kemp accent would ammuse me
milsyIcon...08-10-2011 @ 10:24 
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I would have to kill myself if I lost my yorkshire accent
fatneckIcon...08-10-2011 @ 10:43 
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Russian; Ivan Drago style "If he dies, he dies" "i must break you" you just cant help sayin them with the Russian accent lol
thosebananasIcon...08-10-2011 @ 11:34 
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Want: Stronger Irish Accent

Dont Want: South African / American of any kind.

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