Confusing ambition with ability....
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| Fatpete |  | ... | 20-09-2014 @ 21:22 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17871 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Tom_Martin said: I am going to presume that you s**t at least once every day. This involves squatting down to a toilet, and then standing back up again. Every day Pete! EVERY DAY !!!!!! Are you insane ? I talk that much s**t that there is precious little left to come out my arse. One rather large, splendidly formed turd per week is my average. Every day indeed. | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 20-09-2014 @ 21:41 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: EVERY DAY !!!!!! Are you insane ? I talk that much s**t that there is precious little left to come out my arse. One rather large, splendidly formed turd per week is my average. Every day indeed. That would be an angus tearer | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 20-09-2014 @ 23:30 |
 No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: EVERY DAY !!!!!! Are you insane ? I talk that much s**t that there is precious little left to come out my arse. One rather large, splendidly formed turd per week is my average. Every day indeed. Well I am surprised. I could do 2 or 3 a day no problem. Once a week indeed....I fear your health concerns in this thread could be better directed. | ||
| unit94 | | ... | 20-09-2014 @ 23:40 |
 what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10443 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | Fatpete said: EVERY DAY !!!!!! Are you insane ? I talk that much s**t that there is precious little left to come out my arse. One rather large, splendidly formed turd per week is my average. Every day indeed. Seriously once a week? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 11:15 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17871 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Tom_Martin said: Well I am surprised. No more surprised than I am at you and others not spotting what I considered to be a rather obvious joke. Thrice per day (on average) as befits a gentleman of my standing. | ||
| deleted2_20210523 | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 11:22 |
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq | deleted | ||
| ChrisMcCarthy | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 11:43 |
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew Member 4899, 2956 posts | I imagine having 400lb men throwing you around and falling on you isn't going to do your joints a lot of favours either.  | ||
| deleted2_20210523 | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 11:46 |
Member 2606, 11453 posts SQ 170, BP 117.5, DL 215502.5 kgs @ 91.6kgs UnEq | deleted | ||
| ChrisMcCarthy | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 11:59 |
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew Member 4899, 2956 posts | LOL at the 'once per week' - all that food has to go somewhere! | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 19:27 |
No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: No more surprised than I am at you and others not spotting what I considered to be a rather obvious joke. Unfortunately, it didn't stand out as being any more unreasonable than the rest of your contribution to this thread  | ||
| VanillaGorilla | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 19:29 |
 the UK's leading expert in bio mechanics Member 1973, 7379 posts | Fatpete said: Thrice per day (on average) as befits a gentleman of my standing. Or sitting as it were. | ||
| Tom_Martin | | ... | 21-09-2014 @ 19:29 |
No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 4251050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: Thrice per day More like it! | ||
| Mikeneto | | ... | 22-09-2014 @ 11:23 |
End of an era. Member 4646, 1964 posts | Post Edited: 22.09.2014 @ 11:24 AM by Mikeneto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcz_jDwSE5U | ||
| AdamT | | ... | 22-09-2014 @ 12:35 |
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5206 posts | Mikeneto said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcz_jDwSE5U Good advert for gear and narcotics lol | ||